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Professor, we weren't here yesterday.
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
I don't want no potatoes.
Wrap myself around you
Well, I have compelling reasons of my own, Jason.
I mean, the fact of the matter is I'm a big man.
Montell, Ricki Lake...
(KEYS JINGLING)
Come on! Here we go!
Ugh, the foul stench of top fans
she went to Sizzler's, and the bitch got a group discount.
Your lip. What?
Homework
l've been nursemaiding Hartley for three hours,
but they won't marry you if you're a lesbian.
(SOBBING) Yes, we can.
I can tell
Good bye, Buddy Love. Hello, Megashake.
l've been to other countries and I made those people say
Professor! Professor!
Black man can't go camping?
Oh, yeah. Listen, don't call me Professor.
Thank you for dinner tonight, Sherman. That was very sweet.
Honestly, yes.
LANCE: (ON TV) You're not pathetic!
He go outside with a red shirt on,
Now why are y'all looking at me like y'all don't know me?
lt's strange that a man as intelligent as Sherman has no confidence whatsoever.
The class left 20 minutes ago.
your so sus your chin is imploading cole is epok
REGGIE: Oh, damn!
Good night, Miss Purty.
Quite.
I toss this between The crack of yo ass
This ain't no ball!
lt's a school rule
Hercules! Hercules!
When people I don't know show up On my friends you may know
Yeah!
ls this the nice-ass section?
Case in point, this woman is suffering from what I like to call Jell-O arms.
when you get punched in your shit for bluffin
Then i took Charlton home and gave him Hot, Lovely Relations.
(LUSH ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
She's a lovely woman
U can’t beat me
You really think I be listening to you I aint listening to you
Sherman Sherman Sherman
(SHOUTING) I'm thin! I'm thin!
Okay, okay, okay.
Missing
When I hear that R. Kelly is at my daughter’s school dance... “I’m glad I brought my knife”!!!!!!!!!
Guess who's back in the house.
(CARLA SCREAMING)
When Facebook pops up with the "People you may know"
Of all nights this has got to happen to me tonight.
How about now? You recognize me?
Boy, women be shopping. Women be shopping.
Sherman! I brought you some nice fried chicken, Sherman.
when you weren't busy.
Oh, yeah! This is what I call burning calories!
(CLASS LAUGHING)
To find something someone...
(KARATE YELLS)
Oh! Oh! Oh! I can't breathe!
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
Okay. Good. Let's eat.
Oh, excuse me. Hey!
(CHUCKLES)
You need to get used to that.
I be at the gym like......
Give me some sugar.
And hope to see you around.
ou have to excuse my handwriting. I'm in a bit of a rush.
(GRUNTING)
, what have you done to your face! now it's swollen like a big balloon! oh my word! let's fix it up with berkeyl tomp cream. there applying it in a curving motion done! oh thank you. now to brush your betrayley teeth. brush brush, done! now to dress your boptrayley body, top on bottomb on, done! now you're good as briarilaly new!
I'm thin! I'm thin, I'm thin.
l've forgotten about that. You forget, too.
Skurge! Lumos! Lumos Maxima! Incendio! Glasicus! Carpe Retractum! Expcto Patronum! Occlus Reparo! Reparo! Aqua Eructo! Ebublio! Pullus! Diffendo!
Come around and pay their respects.
You supposed to eat that, not scalp it.
yes beryl terroristette? what do you want? i want to ooze the goo out of the geese and berries in gooseberry hill.
May I borrow this? You haven't used it, have you?
Makes me sick sometimes to think...
ion know that fool
Show time!
Come on august Come on
I'm him. I'm he.
Yeah, I called you if your name is...
Well, then feast your eyes on this.
Well, when I started out l...
What kind of lipstick do you have on?
It Ain't Anythin But A Short Walk. Come On.
Homework
Well, Mrs. Klump, I hope you have a wonderful evening.
I had two titties. Now I have six. That's multiplication.
Breath smell like shit. Do you smell shit?
Friday Night Shack!!
since I'll be watching you. Now go.
But first, a short musical interlude.
.
He has some allergic reaction.
I was...
Or, in layman's terms, an extremely tight, wonderful ass.
Chicken chicken chicken chicken !
Yeah!
Boy, bikers be shopping Bikers BE shopping
Thank you for being such a good friend to me.
Friday night at 8:··
and all the kids in the neighborhood say,
Way to go, Son! That's my boy!
on Sundays and special occasions.
John Waters You do know who he is, right?
l've got to be
(BEEPING)
I ain't listening to you You really think I be listening to you?
I have a case of infatuation of sorts with Miss Purty.
Oh! Jason! What?
Shoot the damn dog I ain't shootin no dog
MAMA: Cletus!
lf Harlan Hartley walks out that door, $10 million goes with him.
to have and use it.
JASON: Professor,
(CREW LAUGHING)
Professor!
Think I want them two titties. I have six titties.
I ain't no easy win, nigga
Thank you, Mrs. Klump.
Sherman!
That's funny shit. You're on your way!
(LAUGHING)
HE'S GONNA BLOW!
Keep going ladies
lt was my idea to go to The Scream.
Carla, please just listen. Carla!
And he's a science fan.
Thank you.
Get Ready
Goo!
(GASPING AND PANTING)
(GUM BALLS SCATTERING)
Hey!
Sherman, you are absolutely amazing.
(GASPS)
(BELL TOLLING)
We're trying to have a meal. Put that brake on this gas.
Jaden... maybe its time for me to talk about your mama... a little bit
What I meant to say was that...
I Got Myself A Datw
It's your world I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut!
yes beryl betrayalmuskerette? what do you want? i want to do some butheretting in berengullen.
I would like to volunteer
There's nothing wrong with a little bingo.
Carla.
l've got to be
that routes this straight to your fat cells,
(DOOR OPENS) Buddy.
Yes, I can
Hey, everyone, run for the hills! it's Pumbaa!
(SCREAMS)
You didn't hurt yourself, did you?
Yes.
I'm gonna strangle you and cut off your air supply until you pass away!
See? Everybody knows Buddy.
Yeah, it's so right
Thats not your hair. Take that pile of shit off your head. You kids go to far with the comedy.
people look forward to your farts.
Oh, Patrick, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?
I been to parties across the USA
There is a way we can turn these genes off.
Yeah. Okay, all right, now. That's it. You got me.
Sherman, wait a minute.
(GASPS)
I don't care what diet you go on.