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- Whose allowance is it, Howard? - It's nobody's allowance.
Well, we don't have enough closet space, Howard.
you and I would have the responsibility of rebuilding.
Marion, get in the kitchen and cook or something.
- Chuck's not here. - Well, I'll be his proxy, Marion.
If I were going with someone and things were,
Mom, sit next to Miss Almost Little Teenager, okay?
I know that all of this isn't much fun for you.
I had to get down on my knees and beg before she would.
But someday when we come out of this shelter
He's gonna have his waitresses start wearing roller skates.
Closest I ever came was when I got stuck in the elevator with Ziggy Wilson.
Ladies and gentlemen.
You're her father and she doesn't expect you to make sense all the time.
What, then?
Richie, what I'm trying to sell you is something for your own good.
Potsie, I ought to give you a knuckle sandwich.
You're a nice guy who's talking about trying to lock his friends out.
Now, will you all please just sit down?
Where are the kids?
Sure, Richard. I'm all ears.
Okey-dokey. That's entirely up to you.
Shall we invite the whole world in?
- Oh, Potsie. - Tell me what?
...that he forgets about other people?
Nothing, nothing.
Can we afford a bomb shelter?
...what do you think of a man who gets so carried away by his own fears...