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and I had to go work and I had all these responsibilities?
You know what else I regret? That time...
- That's great. - I just got pregnant.
- Can you make me look like her? - Like a black woman?
♪ Can make you feel so small ♪
I'm stuck at work for an hour or two, but save my seat.
What?
It's a laugh riot.
Dina.
For what it's worth,
Oh, that means it's just outsi...
So I called my wife to come get it,
Reminds me of my indoor rock-climbing days.
I know that every time you start a sentence
We're gonna do this every Friday from now on.
It makes me feel like I'm on hold all day.
Oh, I don't waste my time with anger.
That looked pretty serious.
when I went to college as a grown-up
It's a party, mother-fathers,
the banging.
Usually when I get drunk, I talk really loud,
but we only have one car,
♪ You can lose sight of it all ♪
♪ I see your true colors ♪
instead of just picking one country
Part of me's glad I missed the recital.
"Fun zone"?
It's my senior dance recital tonight.
Why are you dressed like my mother?
Guess we can't sell these. Right.
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