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A motel?
No mother, it's not as bad as it looks.
Oh, I’ve read all about the wild parties and orgies,
[ Laughter ]
How's father?
No, I’m not.
I mean, everywhere you look at her, she's a girl.
[ Laughter ]
I sure hope Jack likes them.
That is just like Jack-- Anything to be different.
[ Laughter ]
Here's your problem right here.
I'll just put these in my room.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, busy napping in your arm chair.
Mother, I wouldn't know an orgy if I fell over one.
Oh, she went to see her dentist.
If we stick him in a broom closet he will feel at home.
[ Laughter ]
'Night.
And the muggings?
Which mother are you?
Well, I thought that your father was the problem?
[ Applause ]
Oh, only if he made fun of us.
I thought you'd never ask.
It's just--You know how you are.
Good night, mom.
I'm so glad you changed your mind.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ]
Not tonight, oh.
We both worry about you living in this terrible town.
What's that?
I knew it.
Good night.
Not the mailman, my father.
Wires don't get loose all by themselves, you know.
I thought he must be away since you let me have his room.