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- You're lucky I'm wearing myvest. - Your attention, please.
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yes, yes. Unfortunately, the game's been rained out.
I said wait, pork chop!
#Good morning, U.S.A. #
It's notyourfault that nut-job is still out there.
meaning thatyou grind your teeth so fervently that you need braces.
I'll take my sandwich in the study.
Dam n it! There's a maniac out there jeopardizing the security of our nation!
And you're gonna see him! And the boys are gonna see him!
Yes. It's a sad sightwhen Americans turn against Americans.
- There. Now say something.
And you'll all know I'm not crazy! And we can be a family again!
"No, baby. You grab whatyou need to grab to keep doing whatyou're doing."
Sweet Sally Struthers. I can say sweet Sally Struthers!
ofthe original, non-special-edition Star Wars Trilogy.
Soyou need to go to him and apologize and tell him how much you love him.
What happened in Munich? Who did I kill?
and then apologized, embarrassed, but he said...
Thanks, Mom. And thanks again for hanging out with me today, Dad.
I am the ElfWarrior ofGallendror!
Oh, yeah? Well, my son's a chip off the old perfectly chiseled...
and throwyour corpse in the fires of Lake Piracima!
never impotent, except for that one time I couldn't get Lisa Kudrow out of my head, block.