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Well, screw you, pal.
and then I bust my nuts getting you this goddamn fruity soda
Judge Nelson Biederman III Park open,
they couldn't even think up an excuse to get out of jury duty,
Come on!
MAN 1: That's the one over here, fool. What I'm talking about.
'Cause if you do,
See you Iater.
White kingdom
Grown accustomed to your face, if you will.
On the envelope that the $600 check comes in
I want to thank you all for attending this honorarium
I'd have 15 cents,
And with the revolving-door policy of today's prison system,
. .
MAN 1: Watch it! MAN 2: That ain't mine. It's cool.
You know, you taught me a Iot of things, John.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
Would you like some Merlot?
Your pal in the pen, Nelson.
Happy Father’s Day
# It's called prison
Yeah. I didn't mean for you to tell the truth.
Show me Nelson's tough face.
It better not be a Fanta or a Sprite or a Bubble Up or a 7Up,
Well, hold on, now, baby duck,
AII right, maestro, come on, Iet's get him out of here.
Hey, you want to break off a piece of that white chocolate,
God dammit
When I get there, there better be a Fresca waiting for me
(GASPING)
(IN KOREAN)
and, in accordance with the Foundation's charter,
Yeah. Trust me, that'II do the trick.
Prepare to be Woo-ed
Dead.
The next time you steal a car, Mr. Lyshitski,
Oh, no. AII the smart money's bet on the rec yard.
Well, that's good to hear, you...
you the Ashford to my Simpson.
That is the Iast time that I go to
Private cell?
(CHUCKLES)
How Iong was I in there? Two days.
Can I get you some cigarettes? No. I'm good.
The difference is I kill the winner. It'II be quick.
Hey, John. How you doing?
Listen, from now on you do exactly as I say. Exactly.
When I send flex Friday to the other trainers
Hey, John, you okay?
under the best of circumstances,
Damn it!
Your fat ass is stinking up Biederman's seat.
for my dear, departed Daddy,
Your $600 check
It makes you dizzy and kind of sick to your stomach,
Mostly Dutch.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
We're fucked. We got to work together.
Super!
Ioss of liberty, eating bad food,
How you holding up, Nelson?
(SIRENS WAILING) JOHN: Look at this,
What the hell are you doing in my office, biatch?
Lynard was the kind of dickhead who gives Nazis a bad name.
That would get him out.
Yeah. So now I'm going to tell you a Iittle secret, Nelson.
What do you mean?
One, they're gonna file his early release form
Had enough of yourself already?
You know that bolt of fear you get
I saw a dress made out of credit cards
More of a coma, really. Up to three days.
You're the closest thing to family I've ever had.
John, isn't this great?
# Let's go to prison
go to him
(TASER GUNS BUZZING) Get up! Get up!