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Go to him.
Eskimo kiss ain't never hurt nobody, right?
I had the balls of a soufflé, I'II be honest with you.
Hey...
Four to seven years.
Move off, Biederman.
You Iike Iittle baby ducks?
As Mr. Biederman's only heir,
(FUNKY POP SONG PLAYING)
And two, Nelson's going to be pissed as hell at me,
Seven years, juvenile detention.
Well, be it ever so humble.
When you think about it,
We're even. AII right?
"We never go out anymore."
and when I say Fresca, I mean Fresca.
I thought we were friends.
So what shall we drink to?
Whoever dies first Ioses!
# It's zone defense, do what you can
Kick off his dog, strangle his cat,
you would never see the Iight of day again.
You think you're on top of it, suddenly you're underneath it,
Soft time, huh?
Empty. Cell number 433.
# Just break some laws and you get in free
(ALL CHEERING)
JOHN: What do you mean?
I know I can,
JOHN: No, he's trying to Iook Iike bad meat. Yeah.
Avenatti's first shower
Thanks.
Of course. Prison's a boring place. They'II bet on anything.
Mr. Lynard,
Sit.
Well, that's life in the machine,
Of all the fears men have about prison,
he'll be the one running things for me until I'm out,
I'm begging you.
What about porn? Cigarettes and porn? No. I'm good.
Their opinion: Human Error is just Acrania 2.0 My opinion:
all you have to do,
Absolutely.
always Iook out for your cellmate.
Thanks for talking to me.
but you're not now. You're a piece of meat and you're in the grinder.
(SCREAMS)
They got a shit Ioad in the workroom.
Not physically,
I'II just take the top.
Oh, Warden, that is my sense of humor right there, Warden.
Oh yeah, I got old standard drain cleaner.
A trace of ammonia or some other sort of disinfectant?
Hell, yeah.
'cause we just made a deal.
you need to calm down you're being too loud. step on his gown you need to calm down.
Me and some of the guys were thinking about
Yeah, my friend said you'd hook us up.
# You will find
Before I become bitch du jour for one of the G-Lords.
So that is why I think
From the tippety, cocksuckers!
(FEELS SO GOOD PLAYING)
So you got to trust me. Do what I do.
I'II be back in 20 minutes. Just remember your tough face.
Hey. John Lyshitski.
(WHOOPS)
then I guess you just don't know Barry.
MAN 2: You want in on it? Come on. What we got here?
the second friend put a roofie in it?
(AIN'T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD PLAYING)
Don't make me go get no shoebox, now.
MAN 4: He's got some pretty eyes. Pretty Iips.
I don't take no crap from no Lucian Freud pussies like you
Barry.
In this hell-hole,
That was my Iittle joke.
# Just have a good time
# Let's go to prison, Stir
I'm gonna have to remove your genitals and put them in a shoebox.
What do you want?
I'II have to sign off now, as someone is pissing on me.
AII right, have fun.
Yo, cueball.
True dat!
See you in hell, Lyshitski!
Hello, Johnny. How you doing?
Maybe.
See the thumb goes away, comes back.