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You do not answer.
Oh, it would destroy him.
Such as?
Then this voice inside of me continued as follows...
(MOTOR RUNNING)
Havershaw, if you tell me that the bubbles tickle your nose,
does not greatly concern a gentleman like yourself.
I think I saw that car at an agency yesterday.
It was so beat up, I had to cut the frame to straighten it out.
(TIRES SCREECH)
(LAUGHING)
I just came by to pay my respects to that gallant little car.
Hey...
Goes slightly off course, takes out some oranges,
(SPEAKING CHINESE)
They did it again.
I plugged into this contemplation thing...
I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll take the car and give you $1,000 clear.
One of your showboat tricks, Mr. Douglas?
Why don't you go up to Seabreeze Point?
Well, Jim started winning races again,
- Where's Jim? - Don't know.
The little car takes first...
All right, let's get the spare wheel on and get Herbie back on the road.
- Hey, bud! - Yeah?
(ENGINE REVVING)
(ENGINE SPUTTERS)
Then I went to Tibet.
(CLANK)
I ran out of pride when I ran out of cars.
- Whoa! - (TIRES SCREECH)
How very refreshing.
It's chilled the way you like it, sir.
Cars stretching out now.
or makes it lose face on the freeway.
Look, I'm sorry about your date! I really am!
but we gotta draw the line somewhere.
(SIGHS)
Mr. Douglas, I'm asking you nicely to pull over to that curb and let me out!
A rum lot you've taken up with, my dear.
Herbie!
You know how funny things can look in the fog sometimes.
I demand that this thing is impounded and checked!
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
(BOAT HORN BLOWS)
- How about tonight? - Very good.
Well, that's a start.
No, sir. No, sir. Of course not, sir. No, no.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Well, isn't that a beautiful thought for the day?
And it makes me wait six seconds longer than anybody else. I timed it.
Mind if I use those coveralls?
Good-bye.
Headache gone?
Yeow!
(ENGINE STARTS)
(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
(DOOR BELL BUZZING)
You know, I'm afraid I've been a little remiss
(METAL CLATTERING)
You can't possibly lo...
Leave your car.
Good day.
Well, that's that.
Want to take a ride?
than a piston-happy, lead-foot punk.
Just a moment.
when it has been defeated by class.
Okay, okay, maybe it was a little jealous!
You know what I said to myself the first time I saw you?
A wise man once said...
Dual quads, all synchro box, zero to 60 under five.
Where are we? How far is Chinese Camp?
like to remind me of this little car.
that traffic light is a lot of nuts and bolts.
As a matter of fact, I don't know...
- May the best car win. - Yes.
Is it all right if I just cry real soft?
(CHUCKLES)
Hey, there are dirt-track races at a carnival near Bakersfield this week.
You remember that day?
The object, gentlemen, is to win.
(HONKING)
The way it used to be.
Who's the guy in the fur coat?