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- Here's the damages. - Can you pay it?
(SPEAKING CHINESE)
Sorry, the other rats are out for the evening!
shall we regard our relationship as terminated?
Just a moment, please.
Easy, fellas.
and he's going to work on your car.
is car number 53, Douglas.
(CRASH)
The Jim Douglas car appears to have run into trouble.
I know who I am.
(TRUCK ARRIVES)
We all prisoners, chickie baby.
I want 567-3998.
It's okay, we're together.
- What's the matter? - We just got a new problem.
THORNDYKE: Good sir,
The cylinder walls are scored. The carburetor is a mess.
JIM: Ready?
If you examine paragraph 12...
Now he's making his re-entry!
and we can't see it.
Play it straight.
- Hey! - (TIRES SCREECH)
If I wanted a trick car, I would've bought one in a joke shop.
Whoa!
Gracias.
This is our kind of terrain from here on out, all downhill.
(HONKING)
I don't know how you rigged it,
There's nothing essentially wrong with the car.
(CLATTERING)
Don't you even know how to open a map?
and apparently is out of control.
I won't be a minute.
Oh!
the judges and the timers are ready.
I am not losing my nerve!
Maybe that's not your thing, racing.
(ENGINE STARTS)
You got yourself a deal. Come and get it.
That's pressed kelp.
Okay, you start out all right. You win a couple of tracks,
Be serious, will you?
but we'll return to the El Dorado at 7:30 tomorrow morning
Ahhh!
And furthermore, I ain't no mechanic.
All right, don't do anything sudden.
Not true.
Then we're gonna drink to Herbie.
Here.
I think Mr. Thorndyke is being very fair.
Thanks, Herbie. So long, Mr. Wu.
But you said yourself earlier, it's a very nice little car.
Well, where'd he go? Where is he?
My guess is, the judge will order you to sell it at auction
No, no, please.
it's already starting to happen.
(KNOCKS)
and the usual monthly payments, the car will become his.
What's my reputation?
Well, I salute your honesty, my dear.
That's what it is... Heart.
Maybe some of those feelings got into the machinery, I don't know.
Well, I suppose you could say I have a warm place in my heart
Splendid.
(TIRES SQUEALING)
Out of sight, man.
It's an elevator.
- Oh! - Come here!
Give me the map.
Oh, this won't be anything like that last one.
Stop, Jim, will you?
There they are.
(SPLAT)
It's either us or it this time.
Right. What do you want?
At a time like this, whatever kind of time it is,
not quite as naive as you look.
Ow! Ow!
Yes, may I offer you a glass of sherry and a biscuit?
in my time used to sell cars, but this beats everything!
What am I gonna do?
I'll fix it.
It's none of my business, but where are you going on your honeymoon?
Now, where did this come from?
- Get it out of here. - Yes, sir.
This little car, named after my Uncle Herb.
I should have given you a citation!
I, who have been trounced time and again by this paragon.
(CHUCKLES)
Havershaw, I am not a cowardly man, but I am beginning to sense
who can get that speed out of a car like that.
I have trouble with names and faces, but I never forget a car.
(LAUGHING)
and this one tells us that the Thorndyke car
"of such an act of pettiness and base...
there was this giant claw machine in the Sutro Amusement Park.
Good luck.
Is this the morning bus to Fresno?
You don't have a warm place on your whole body.
(WHISTLING)
I do, indeed.
Well, now that we've had the benefit of your point of view,
A usted también.
Peter Thorndyke, in the special, has regained his relief driver
You're Mr. Thorndyke. I've always wanted to meet you.
We're not losing our nerve, are we?
I brought it back. I want my money,
how very well you've proved in all your duties.
and give you $1,500 for it.