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It's just like breast milk, but it's fried.
If any imperfections were found...
# I just walked in to find you here #
You baboon !
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# Shake, shake, shake, shake #
(gentle, ethereal theme playing)
Well, he is not a warrior.
(percussive music continues)
(clapping rhythmically)
(laughs)
# Uh! Come and give it 2 me #
my God!
Oh-
Leave Gasko alone!
No!
Pile driver?
##
That's my boy.
Uh, let's play a game- maybe we could play a game.
# I was petrified #
I don't like when Yarn tells me I'm logged out, but I'm not
(both grunting)
Listen, I don't know why you're so upset.
No!
# How you bounce back #
A News Corporation Company (1994-2013, 2019)
(exotic techno melody playing)
Bitch, lose some weight!
Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh!
(vacuum whirring)
red eyes glowing like the fires of hell.
You got served!
Ooh.
Yo ma-
This has an SPF.
Women, you like women. (laughs)
And tip them...
Traitoro was a traitor?
Trust me, I know.
- (masseuse grunts) - Ow! That's too hard.
Okay.
(huffing, grunting)
#Ah-ah-ah, yeah! #
(laughs)
(fierce roar)
(grunts, groans)
Septembrie 4, 1978
labwana no-cho dame.
#With that sad look upon your face #
Bye, sexy.
And he ain't lyin'! Kiss that!
#Weren't you the one #
#Who tried to hurt me with good-bye? #
Greetings, messenger.
(beep)
Hunky with deep Mediterranean tans...
- Di- Dilio! Dilio! Dilio. - (shouting)
have to always get on my back for everything.
(penguin grunting)
# Did you think I'd crumble? #
Besides, I'm already registered on J Date.
If it was you, you win- 'cause obviously, you know. (laughs)
nothing!
Your mama's so fat, Sir Mix-A-lot decided...
Spartans!
#You're a B-Boy that nearly hit the ground #
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(slurping)
Traitruss était donc un traître ?!
What happens in Vegas...
Super fingers to you.
Nothing.
let's talk war.
# Shake your tambourine, go and get yourself a whistle and #
Whew!
Catch your breath.
And if you don't like it...
That's hot.
He told me to move on.
that dying in battle is the greatest honor...
What's so damn funny?!
# Did you think I'd lay down and die? #
#Just easy as A-B-C, that's how you make it right... #
King Leonidas!
(loud crunch)
I'm getting everybody.
I've always wanted to do a fat chick.
I want to get this hump removed.
# It's all how you bounce back #
Ah-ooh!
(screeching): #Yeah! #
#Just turn around now #
WOMAN (in low, distorted voice): I know such a road, my king.
leg squats, and then you will be a star...
- (boinging) - Awesome!
(thunder crashing)
- She's a human! - (grunts)
(echoing scream)
Xerxes!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaa
and I will give you anything you desire.
I know where I'm at.
# Shake your tambourine... #
It's the same reaction anyone who went to see Mr. Wrong had.
Damn!
Another plane? Right?
Ah, good.
(intense, dramatic theme playing)
Excellent work, my king.