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Oh, tender moment, my foot.
- Say bye-zee-bye! - Bye, darling.
But the best part of it was
I wish my ex had been like Fluffy.
Let's call an end to it, OK?
It's like having one big kidney, and you can't separate 'em.
You never heard of anybody hating their sister?
I looked just like a swamp frog.
Well, I don't know. But if I were you, I sure wouldn't wave goodbye.
My friend Matty Fishbein went into the hospital a healthy guy.
God, I wish she wasn't coming. I just hate her.
Well, I want us to have a chance to be friends, sisters.
I don't even know what I would do under the same circumstances.
I can't believe you hate your sister.
And I had to wear that green dress, which you knew was my most awful color.
'cause there are sick people in the elevators and it's such a small space.
Ma, could you eat a little more quietly, please?
I never heard of such a thing.
Blanche, how is that possible?
That girl is some kind of mutant.
Stop making fun of me, Virginia.
Hello, everybody.
I'm sure my heart stopped beating for a minute.
This has got to stop. No wonder that baby didn't sleep.
Oh, I'll say. That kidney was showroom-new.
I'm dying.
- Then it's time for us to start, OK? - Fine with me.
Don't act so surprised, Virginia. You knew I was dating him.
because a baby was sleeping in the day. And then I think he called me an idiot.
So she told me to pick it up and put it on my finger.
I despise her.
Never. Maybe it's Southern.
Oh, and she was hateful. You know what she used to do?
That explains it, then.
For my children, I wouldn't even have to think.
And the card attached would say