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She doesn't know I do this.
Con... You could get arrested.
And then let's hit the museum and take a nudie painting!
I just, I really need to know because of, um, fear.
to keep you from being arrested.
So, if there's anyone here who would really love this flattop
Don't worry, Dad.
I love wearing it, and I think I look good in it.
This is so sad. I-I'm so sorry.
in our top secret barbecue sauce.
And you don't mash em up to make honey Nobody tells you that
No, that guy.
I-I think it's "teaspoons."
- Nice save. - Okay, hear me out.
Oh. None of us thought you did.
for, like, a third of the price.
Future Gene is gonna be a famous reggaeton star,
♪ She dyed the burgers green ♪
And one day, it was, it was just over.
Yeah, nothing's really beating "steal it."
You might not have gotten a deal on plates,
♪ Are we a burger sinking ship? ♪
I just thought I needed, uh...
Ow, my joints. Running downhill, I hate it so much.
Yup. Uh, it's a burger place. So what are you doing here?
and I'm stronger for it.
So you make your secret sauce from all this?
Nothing like green beer to get you in the spirit
Ah, that ought to do it.
Sold, for the surprisingly low price of $30. Wow.
Spices are food, right, Dad?
We got some customers. Look.
Anyway, please bid on this.
With that face, they'll eat you up.
Please, tell me you have a restaurant?
All the history, all the blood, sweat and pork butt
to get the biggest thing out of here without getting noticed.
She thought I said "actuary," and I never corrected her.
Let's take a little break, shall we?
- Hey. - Sorry. You're great.