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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
That's weird, but...
They've got fireworks and pyros and dancing girls.
[music playing over stereo]
six temporary suspensions from different stadiums
I'm always telling him how good he is!
[mimics crowd roaring]
- What's a furry? - A furry is simply
'cause then you can get the tax back at the airport.
I'm Choctaw.
[laughing]
That's nice.
And, um... it said, "No, you're really my sister.
You think that name would be on the tip of my tongue. I'm sorry.
- What is it? Tell me. - It has absolutely nothing to do with sex.
You like dogs?
Give yourselves a round of applause.
So when he didn't get love from his father,
Yeah, not everything on Wikipedia is true.
that I actually went to an ophthalmologist and got it checked out,
And she says it so much
playing Jack the Plumber at trade shows for a company that makes high-end rivets,
And now, the World Mascot Association Bronze Fluffy goes to...
Okay, well, I hope you have two eyes on the show tonight. [chuckles]
I was born... I was born like this.
God bless, sweetheart.
There's a factory here, and then there's two spoons.
[announcer] Why not take this opportunity to visit our snack bar in the lobby?
And plus, there's gonna be some plumbers in the audience.
Yeah, of course. Remember? I was the mascot.
[music playing over headphones]
You snuck up on us.
Okay. Crabby walk.
- Yeah, the mascot. Yep. - Well, I manage him.
So, I hate to put you on the spot, but which mascot was your favorite?
- You're a Babineaux? - Yes.
- [scoffs] Yeah. - No. That seemed rude.
And they're gonna say, "Hey, a plumber wouldn't do that."
Thank you.
It wiped me out of pep rallies and homecoming
When you go out there, [stuttering] you wanna give it your all,
But we're not on a team anymore?
You take a few minutes, play around with the ladder,
I do.
I definitely wanna do this jousting thing.
'Cause I've got to get to the WMAs.
[toilet draining]
So, I'm excited to get down there.
- [drumroll] - [audience applauding]
and he said, "No, those are just your eyes."
and some opposing players and team mascots.
- Okay. All right. Bye. - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
[Buddy] Hmm.
Which is not factually correct, 'cause my mom didn't cut my bollock off.
Uh, granddad... my granddad came up with a little family phrase,
caught my eye because they pulled these incredible numbers out
and I got somethin' percolating in my brain.
Oh, sorry. That was my fault.
- I did. We're good. - [slurping]
Underneath that, there's a ring.
- I know. - Tradition is good!
[audience applauding]
Big ladder.
- Merry old England. - [cheering]
It is so good to see you.
and that's not true, so...
- [Jessica] Yeah. - Hey!
I'm gonna drop my stuff, my gear, there.
of Michael Landon in the 1980s' TV program.
She has Munchausen syndrome.
I wonder if that's a real rabbi.
and several, several countries.
- You have a nice... a beautiful laugh. - Thank you.
'cause, obviously, they don't have legs or big pants.
for the entire length of an extra inning baseball game
Okay, I'll drive the first shift. Sure.
- I feel good. I feel great. - Okay.
- When did you last see him? - This morning at the hotel.
That's one piece of it,
What are you going after there, sarge?
- Actually, I am. I'm a mascot. - Oh!
- What are you doing? - We're okay.
- Did you get it? Good. - I got cod and chips.
I mean, I remember, I was like, "Oh, my God."
Jack the Plumber, Beaumont College, Modesto, California.
- Come here, you look so beautiful. Oh! - Oh, so do you. Oh!
- No, it's not like they... - 'Cause it's a very competitive contest.
It's like I can be...
There's a busload of people coming.
Uh, how high is this ceiling?
Whatever you're smoking, you got any more of that?
and they open 'em up.
He came to me and he said, "I need a straight man for my act,"
that bridge out of Popsicle sticks?
I love talking to them, and I love being just quiet with them.
- Oh. - It's about women and fertility.
Oh, that's beautiful.
was the fighting that Kenny would get into at the end.
[man over PA] Sid the Hedgehog to the stage, please.
Trapped.
There's also another reason that I am excited about going down there,
Oh, baby.
[AJ] Great.
- Kind of an inventor. - Right.
Now, because there's a ladder here...
So, they suspended him for a little while, and he just came back, you know.
No, I was distracted.
[whistle blowing]
I made a reservation. I got a confirmation number right here.
So, have fun. I'm gonna have a cup of tea. I'll see you in a while.
they could quite possibly end up making a six-figure salary
I can't take my eyes off of you. You're a funny little guy.