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Hey, don't fuck things up for me. Sit down.
What we did is we made another one further down
No, I am going to speak to the captain.
I'm going with the bison burger.
Drop it! Drop it!
They're charging me $200 for the ticket.
Okay.
But you got a girl out of it.
Shh. Watch the play.
- Good choice. - Hey, there's our food.
I could do better than this.
What I especially enjoyed about it...
- How much theater do you see? - I saw "Oklahoma."
God damn it. Sit next to your husband.
That I really didn't want to go the play in the first place.
But I want to stop at the bakery and get some bread.
That is it. I'm going to speak to the captain.
- You didn't? - No, not when it's a gift.
Impossible. Ricky gervais is sitting in the booth behind you.
and I just did it.
When he landed that plane in New York City
For Christ's sake, I'll get it myself. Where's the drink cart?
( Humming )
( Doors ding )
Oh, they're not from Spain?
Thank you. Don't worry about it.
- Really? Does it? - It ruins it. Yeah.
If I don't eat something... I feel, like, faint.
- Have you been seeing Donna? - No.
Yeah? That would make me happy.
I just can't believe, quite honestly,
You know, uh, he was abusing the stewardess
This man is a hero.
Oh, you're the hosts? You fixed this whole thing, okay?
Yeah, there was a woman and she took a seat that didn't belong to her.
We became a couple because we didn't want to be separated.
Do you know what, Larry?
( Donna laughing )
- You could say more. - I could?
You'd be up in first class if someone bought you a ticket.