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Are you telling me I might have a granddaughter named Sophie Zenkman?
and I just fell in love with you.
"It Was Like That Old Joke: ''All Those Who Think They Have It Made, Take One Step Forward."
- You're almost 40 weeks? - Mm-hmm. Uh, uh-oh. Here's another one.
Oh!
Thank you. Thank you.
- Baby's been kicking a lot. - Annie and Nina were in their second trimesters.
Now, at least going to the movies, that'll be economical.
Oh, yeah, of course. I'll just lift 'em off. What are you, nuts?
Oh, yeah, of course, a-- a house is definitely good.
We can be there in 17 minutes. Annie, don't worry. We got everything under control.
- Hello, George. - Hi. - A pleasure to see you.
- Oh! - Grandpa!
And, you know, I don't think that qualifies me for the Guinness Book Of Records, George.
And since neither of us want to forfeit our names,
Stop acting like this isn't happening.
Okay, George, this is it. The baby suite is finished.
- and Annie was two days past hers. - Howard! Howard!
And my wife is the solid one that will--
- Oh. - Hey, Matty, what's that? - My doorknob.
and you started to drive off, and I just got afraid I'd never see you again.
At least he won't have to worry about us hearing him come in late.
We had everything you'd expect when you're expecting:
Oh, I haven't slept in three days. You know, I try to sleep at work,
That's the big news? A house? Man, I thought you guys were gonna have a baby.
And who, may I ask, is the father?
- She will. - Excuse me.
- Hey, Dad. - Hi.
Gee, I'd change this room.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. We're-- We're good. We're perfect. - Oh, yeah, it's good. It's great.
- She's not in labor? - She is, actually.
- George! - He's up here and he loves it!
- Well-- - Tell 'em.
Every time I saw her, I had to remind myself she was a married woman.
Oh, when the saints go marchin' in
See you, George.
The best sleeping pill in the whole wide world. I swear by them.
- They don't have any hot dogs! They don't have hot dogs! - I don't like--
So what is it? Did he find anything?
Give me the simple life
I have someone that I'd like you to meet.
Leave your worries on the doorstep
- Oh, yeah, Annie. - And let's see.
Okay.
Dad, tell me. Am I being unreasonable to want to go?
Lisa & Bob saying goodbye to the Cislers!
- Oh, when the saints - Hi. Here's what I'm thinkin'.
Yeah.
What was I gonna do with all that free time?
- Habib Group. - Inc.
Yeah. George?
EXCUSE ME DO I KNOW YOU???
Doesn't mean you couldn't design a skyscraper.
- Oh, well. - That's what the limo was for.
After the dust settled, I began to realize what a lucky guy I was.
- How about I find a doctor and get an update here, okay? Be right back. - Okay.
- Guess. - Barbara Bush.
Of course, it is going to be very hot.
Mom?
- Oh, no. - Baby's first picture? Don't--
All right. lf it swishes, no problem.
Ohh!
She's perfect.
What do you think I mean? Hmm?
Hi.
Yes!
On the Atchison, Topeka--
Almost.
There she was, my Annie.
That will be better.
- Dad? - Baby.
All right. So that would be 11:36.
You're gonna be a grandpappala.
You're absolutely right, George. Anything is fine as long as it goes with MacKenzie.
- But only by 31 days. - Hey, younger is younger.
These contractions are really coming fast, honey.
She looked so peaceful.
- He took them both at once? - Looked that way to me.
- Okay? - Okay.
- They're all yours. - Thanks. - Okay, bye-bye.
but I didn't mean it.
I did the unthinkable.
Hey, Nina, are you okay? I mean, you don't look so good.
- Nina. - They are.
I feel super about it. I'm totally up for it.
we think two last names is a lot for a little kid to deal with.
and don't trample the demons
So what's going on? What'd the doctor say?
''I did it for their own good.''
Still trying to redeem myself,
Dr. Eisenberg,
Look, Dad, I can dribble. Watch.
Well, men do those kinds of things, George.
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Phil, look at me. I'm about to be a grandfather.
Honey, you got me worried. I don't know. You dyed your hair. You sold our house.
-No. -But he didn't say there was anything to be concerned about?
Drop that boy on me. Am I moving?
- Hi, Annie. I'm Dr. Eisenberg. - Hi.
We could travel. And I could get that Harley I always wanted.
Get your wrecking ball off my lawn