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Cooper banks-Mackenzie? Kid’s gonna sound like a law firm
You know, regular Joes don't have, have babies at my age!
Really, George? You?
It was at that moment, with my daughter in one arm and my grandson in the other,
- Knock 'em dead, okay? - Okay, I'll try.
- Okay. - ''Okay'' what?
- Well-- - What were his words? - Just that...
- Okay. - We'll wait outside.
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, okay-- Oh. Whoa.
Well, that is up to you, George.
Remember, you told me I'd know you because you'd be wearing that red turtleneck?
I'm a grandfather.
You know, it's pretty cool, actually. If they both deliver before midnight,
No, no, I'm fine.
- Hey, Dad, you hear the news? - What news?
And when you get through with that limo, send it back for us.
How many times do you think we've played out here?
So, do you wanna, you know--
If one more thing goes wrong with this house, we'll put it up for sale.
No, no, no, no. My-My daughter's in labor. My son-in-law's not here.
What planet? The planet of not wanting to die by a drive-by shooting!
- Oh, that's okay. I'm used to it. - Yeah.
- Saints go marchin' in - Like the hair, it's really too square.
You win. One hundred thousand dollars.
- Hi. Hi. Are you George? Oh, you're George. - Can I get a little hug?
- I know, but-- - I'm telling you, this, this leak is an omen.
Hey, puppy, puppy, puppy.
- Ohh. - That's 20 points.
That's a good dog. Oh!
I know. Me too. That's what I thought.
I will. Congratulations.
of ''Every party has a pooper'' that I got woozy again.
So, uh, tell us. Uh, what is it? We can handle it.
I'm hot!
Stroll along winding streams past lush landscaped gardens.
You better get going if you're gonna get to Phoenix before dark.
- I found a thrill - Just wanna look the way I feel, that's all.
- There they are. - Oh, my God. They're so sweet!
and that I should think of you guys...
that awkward moment when banks tries to follow you
You bought a house, right? A place you can remodel a little closer to home?
Can I tell the difference? What did you do? ls it-- Is it permanent?
Women my age are doing Geritol ads and Fixodent commercials.
The one you showed up an hour late for?
- Oh, mazeltov, Mrs. Banks! - And guess what.
Oh!
Well, actually, he did, didn't he? He did find a little something.
So when's your baby due, Mrs. Banks?
She said it took years off my face.
Sarah & Michael on New Years
- Where? - Left here! - Left here! - Oh, right!
But since you obviously don't want the house, I have the perfect solution.
And don't trample the pansies! Okay.
I admit it took me a while to recover from the wedding,
Life could be thrilling with one who's willing
That's all. Okay, here we are, honey.
It’s a Baby Shower!
- Ouch! - What? - What?
When it's moving day in the White House Goodbye Obama!!!!
if the same thing happened to me, you'd come with me anytime, anywhere.
- Dad. - Okay.
- Good. - Yeah. And I'm not even going through menopause.
To me, she still seemed like a kid playing house.
On the sunny side of the street
Come on. Off. Come-- Oh, forget it.
- Oh, well. - Oh!
Oh, George! I have a great idea.
- Ohh! - Hi, Dad. Mom.
her husband could call me anything he wanted.
Welcome to babyland.
- That's fantastic. - I know. I was completely thrilled.
Some like the high road
Kids calling me Pappy would sure make me happy
Huh. All alone. Hmm.
I never thought I'd say this, but that whole experience Pas a piece of cake...
Oh, yeah, yeah
- Can I hold him? - Huh? - Yeah, sure.
Sorry, George. I didn't mean to be so lame.
Oh, when the saints go marchin' in
I still wants to be in their number
Mom and Mariah Are blessing you with two!
- Oh, thanks so much. - Welcome. Come on in.
Kids, you're gonna have a baby.
Oh, there they are. I just-- I just don't wanna hear the word ''Boston,'' that's all.
Nina was showing a few of her friends the new baby's room...
- Oh. What? - Ava loved it.
- I never actually said I liked the man. - Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
Who knew? You know, it was a rainy afternoon.
Thanks for marrying me, Nina.
We're not as young as you think we are.
Sure I may have been a little out of shape, but I was still young.
This will be chris when we are ready to sell
Great. Really energized. Bryan's coming home tomorrow.
I'm too tired to ''kovick-ah.''