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- Mom! - Well, just to check it. Pulse excellent. See? He's fine.
You have my word on it.
but with the baby coming, he figured I wouldn't wanna go.
Look who's back from the dead.
Yes, when you can move? We need house a week from Wednesday.
and if it doesn't go back up in a couple of minutes, I wanna do a C-section...
Mr. Habib, this is not ''a piece of land.''
- Uh-huh. Bye-bye. - Thank you. - I know, honey. Me too.
- all in the refrigerator and marked. - That's nice.
And when you left, I watched you get in your V.W. bug...
Okay. Oh, George. George? I think I'm almost there.
You showed up as I was pulling away from the restaurant.
- Oh! Oh, George. - Hey, what do you think? Can you tell the difference?
I don't know. I mean, if we sold the place, then we won't have room for the baby.
- You can't get me! - Just direct your feet - Slow down, son! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, son!
I have complete confidence in him.
Uh, wait a minute. I thought the baby's last name was gonna be Banks-MacKenzie with a hyphen.
Just-Just-Just try to remember, uh, what you feel right at this minute, okay?
Hey, hey!
I mean, this is the kind of opportunity everybody dreams about, and we're talking Massachusetts here, not Mars.
- Yeah? - I may hate the idea that I'm gonna be a grandfather,
Oh, yeah. I got it. Somewhere.
and all your pamphlets on becoming a mommy again...
All right. I miss the adorable George Banks I used to be married to.
I painted those shutters, I broke that window!
- Breathe out. - I can't.
Annie's doing great. Now, the contractions are still irregular,
It’s a baby shower! Oh hello ladies!
- Well, we ran a panel on Nina's blood. - Nina.
Here my little girl was playing house, and he had the nerve to--
No, honey. Something tells me this has nothing to do with work.
- We like house very much. When you can move out? - Excuse me?
- Hi, Dad. - Are you okay? - I was a little late.
He did? What?
The baby is due July 26, and I like that 'cause that's a good even number.
- Got it! - Who wouldn't tell you?
Firstly, if it were me, you know,
He said he could not sleep, but two Vatsnik is like, ''Good-bye, George, see you next Thursday.''
If it wasn't for this kid coming into our lives, none of this would ever have happened.
3:00 a.m. feedings and diapers and car seats and Mister Rogers and vomiting.
Next thing I knew, we were driving through town.
And I have found the only way for me
- Yes, breathing and drooling. - Oh, honey. Oh, dear.
The stork was not only on his way, he was circling the neighborhood.
And guess who I saw on the cover of Longevity magazine.
Dad, keys!
yes beryl petrolsial? what do you want? i want to get ariana grande cobra starship sabi and halee steinfeld off the ham and cheese toasties parma food court hot sore throat electronic wires singing voices.
- No, everything's great. Same, but good. - Same.
Not swishes! Just goes in! Well.
Keep breathing. It's almost over.
Give me the simple life
George. Sorry, George.
Very good. Don't nobody look at them.
- 'Ca-- If you don't wanna, it's okay, 'cause I could just make up the sofa. - No, no, that's-- it's okay.
I'm not gonna dig up that parakeet from the backyard.
- You too, Bryan. - I will, Dad. So we'll talk to you tonight?
All right, boys. Hey, come on, come on. Now, now, fun's over. Let's go.
- Went to the doctor today. - And? - And right on schedule.
- On three we lift, Matthew. - Okay. - One, two, and we go.
Isn't it just amazing?
Oh, uh, hi.
Preg--
- We don't know exactly for sure where yet? - What?
We haven't even practiced that Lamaze stuff yet. It's just--
So what do you think? You think we have the stamina to have a baby?
The guy paid you $15,000 extra to be out of the house in ten days?
- Welcome home, George. - It feels good to be back.
- It was picture perfect, - Oh, my!
Dad, if--
Right. And now with an attitude.
Don't trample the pansies!
It's a baby shower!
- There you go! - Oh! Oh! - Mom?
Hi, honey. Oh, don't worry, okay? I'm sure nothing's wrong.
Uh. I got it. I know I have it.
- Sorry about that. I'm just, uh-- - The shock.
- Go. - Okay.
- You are? - Definitely.
- and obviously I can't be in two places at once. - Right.
- Why is she crying? - Well, because I never thought...
I broke that window with a frisbee!
Okay. We'll be right down.
- Uh, uh, you remember the dogs, of course? - Yeah. Yeah.
- You're acting as if you're not happy about this. - Who's acting?
I've gotta go. Yeah. And thank you so much, Bryan.
It's almost over. Down to nothing. There we are.
Yes, thank you. I will. I'm just not used to all this hod-rodding business.
- Mr. Lemisch? - He'll be out in a sec. He's in the john.
and he wanted you here for support in case I flipped out.
The Unseen Fears Stories Untold
- Okay? I miss you. - Yes. - Okay.
I'm gonna be a grandmother.
Franck! Franck! Franck, we need you. Could you drive us to the hospital, Franck?
but I-- Whoops! I caught a cold from your house.
What's the matter, George? You look a little pooped.
- All right. Here you go, Mr. Banks. - Oh, I'm all right. - George?
and I saw your hair blowing out the side of the window, and--
I-- I built this fence.
We've lived here 18 years. I don't know if we can get every--