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I laid these bricks with my own two hands.
and I wanna pull into this driveway,
So, our kids will be what? Not brother and sister. That's wrong.
Prop that pillow up under my foot, would you please?
- Ah, what perfect timing. We were just about to depart ourselves. - Hi, Nina.
- Oh, yes, you're moving. - Oh, that's good. - Oh, dear. Oh, Franck.
Yeah, we better.
First, the heating went, then the gas thing broke and the plumbing froze.
You know, I think-- Oh, boy, I think I just gotta--
Oh, hey, you're wearing Sidekicks.
- Yeah? - I'm gonna go upstairs with Annie to meet her doctor.
Mr. Banks?
Okay, keep breathing. You're gonna be just fine.
- Congratulations. - Oh, this is so-- - Thanks.
Hey, Don't Kid Yourself."
- Inc. - Very good.
If I never have a cent
Mr. Habib, just one last question.
I must do the baby shower
turning our home into the only igloo in San Marino.
Then one Saturday morning, we got a bite. A big bite.
Also, what do they know about raising a kid?
Why are you calling me by my maiden name, you big jerk?
I just-- I think we should think about things, okay?
But I'm sure she's not gonna mind. Oh, God. Oh, George.
I never saw anything like it. He said, ''Pass the rolls.''
- The contractions are about five minutes apart. - Okay, hold on.
- Uh, Taco Grande. - Mm, honey. Yes. - Extra rice, no beans.
With my blues on parade
I called her, but she refused to pick up the phone.
Just-- You know what? Keep them. They're very mild.
- Mr. Banks, your wife is in labor. - Very funny. Where is she?
- I say we sell this dump. - Right.
Because if you think I am, I won't go. I won't.
I'm gonna go catch a few winks before I--
- V-A-T-S-N-I-K? - Vatsnik.
Bye, Megan. Call me, okay?
I swear to God, this house is starting to fall apart.
I don't see enough of an improvement, Nina. Let's get you delivered.
and Franck started giving decorating tips.
Oh, all right. One more kiss, you maniac.
- Hurry up. Hurry. - Ladies, not to worry. We have no problem.
- Pretzel? - No, thanks.
Come on. I-I don't wanna have to get tough.
George I told you not to spin around four times and whack me in the eye with a baseball bat! Boing good riddance Faye! Who do you think you are panhadling at your age?!!!! Hitler?
You'd think I could tell the difference between labor pains and indigestion.
About a thousand.
Okay come on, guys. Get off. Let's go. Off.
Hello everybody Hello everybody I’m SpongeBob and Mickey mouse
- Oh, yeah. - Did you feel that? - Yes.
I don't know, sometimes I, I think I would just like to wash my hands of this whole thing.
Living by their own philosophy
One, two,
Nina, come on. They're gonna be here any minute.
A whole lot.
Well, he doesn't have to be named John, of course. Any name on my side will do.
It's an awfully long last name, George.
So tell us, have you thought of any names for the baby yet?
So I come down here, I valet park, and bongo, Cher Bono.
refreshed and replenished and ''roaring'' to go.
Anyway, I knew if anybody would understand how I felt, it would be you.
he thought it would be wise for us to come in together as soon as possible.
George. George. You sure you don't want a glass of wine?
Ah, okay. Now, I was thinking...
Before we knew it, it was spring.
- It's not due 'til Thursday. - Let's get a jump on it then, huh?
While you were at the market this morning, I sold the house.
and weighing in at 128 and 132 pounds respectively.
Only problem was, I didn't have the nerve to tell Nina.
We have no problem with nobody! Just ''leaf'' us alone!
Hey, man, what's with that face, huh?
Where's my chart?
What if they need you, and you're walking into walls?
Hey, can't a man make love to his wife without something having gotten into him?
so I'm just gonna check now to see what kind of progress you're making, okay?
-I'm not-- I'm not wearing that. I am a grandmother, okay? I-- -You're-- You're--
I'm late. I'm weepy all the time. I'm hot and dizzy.
- Unless what? What? Unless what? What? - Well, unless...
It was going to be a long night. Just the four of us in the old MacKenzie mansion.
- Pat, we're on our way. - Okay.
- That's okay. - I just never thought we'd both be pregnant at the same time.
Go to Mom. I'll be fine.
we've been coming up with alternative last names.
My mission was to keep them calm and comfortable.
Thanks.
Therefore, the third trimester in the Banks family began...
- Yeah, I'm fine. Shoot. - Okay.
I tied their shoes, massaged their backs, painted their toenails...
- Good night. - Good night.
Oh, yeah, a 12 year old.
although I have no idea what he did there all day.
- Bryan! - Annie!
What we didn't expect one sleepy night...
Do me a favor. Don't follow me, Banks! No!
Will $5,000 do the trick?