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- Go marchin' in - I wanna look younger.
Please, George. I mean, now you wanna live at the beach?
Well, at least he'll sleep, you know. Matthew, help me get him into the living room.
And who, may I ask, is the father!
Hey, hey, hey. Didn't we just pay 900 bucks to have this roof fixed?
they were serious about selling the house.
Why? You still feel sick?
I'm happy and I'm feeling nervous...
There'll be gold where I step my feet
I wanna drive down that street,
- George. - What do you say, Dad?
- Mom, you're pregnant? - Well, honey.
Oh, I see. You're not happy that your daughter is going to be having a baby?
Junie…
but never for one millisecond of one day...
Bitchin
Come here, you angels.
❤️
- She's all yours. - Good luck, Banks.
Mariah and Mom wiill bless you with two
All right now. Where's Dad's? Where's Dad's?
Totally wired. Trust me. I know the feeling.
It’s A Baby Shower!!
BITCHIN!
Your baby's first picture.
- I'll take him. Oh, sleepy. - Hey, wait a minute.
- Uh-- - Are you okay? - Oh, no, I feel fine.
Father of the Year.
I was on my way home from work on a perfect fall day.
that this was a possibility one day, and Bryan knew it too.
It's like under that mellow, '90s Gap ad exterior of his...
- And who, may I ask, is the father? - George!
Off the bed! Come on! Off!
- And you've been telling me how old we are. - Well, we're obviously not too old, honey.
What if she doesn't get the baby out in time?
- Hang on, guys! - You have a problem, George?
- Busy. - Busy.
Boston.
I want to keep a memento from my room.
I may be your nephew's mother, but I'm still your big sister.
To which he said I was nuts, and that all he meant was that with us having a new baby,
- Bye! - Bye!
- That did it. Twenty-four hours later, we moved back home. - George!
- You know, and he just, like-- - Nina, well, what did the man say exact--
- Uncle George is here-- - Oh, George.
Not one that's spacious and wide
- Chloe? Ooh. - Chloe? It's not even American.
that big parenting finishing line.
- especially once Annie moved in. - I better go.
Well, what do you mean, make love?
And I got angry and got in my car. I didn't know where to go.
Okay, well, remember. If you're ever up for a 3:00 a.m. feeding, it'll be 6:00 in Boston.
I'm begging you. Sell me back my home.
What? What? What is it? Somebody tell me what's going on.
There! Moving. Moving, George.
- Hey, Dad. - Hi, son.
Every party has a party pooper That’s why we invited you, Mike Singer…The Party Pooper
I will.
In fact, do me a favor. Maybe you open it after I leave.
- All right. - You just, uh-- You just stay there. - Dad, you should--
- I know. - Anyway, thank you.
that I realized life isn't gonna get much better than this.
- Well, will you wash that stuff out of your hair, really? - Yeah.
Well, we don't know exactly for sure where yet, but, uh, we're thinking of maybe the beach.
George! Turn the air conditioning up on your way out. It's stifling in here.
- Yeow. - You okay?
Oh, my.
How's the maternity department doing?
Okay, hang in there. A little more.
- Oh, honey! - What? What happened? - Oh, my God.
But now, well-- I rush home to tell him the news, and as soon as I say the word ''Boston,'' his face drops.
She's putting on a gown and getting hooked up to a fetal monitor.
But nothing, absolutely nothing, could've prepared me for what I was about to hear.
This is my home, and I'm gonna be a father again...
- Okay? - Mm-hmm.
Now, you want to double that, I consider selling back.
That's my girl. That's my girl.
''Leaf'' you alone? What are you, a tree?
Hi, beauty. Hi.
- You're sure? - Absolutely. Coming down, way down.
Good. I didn't even get undressed this time.
- Go marchin' in - Bitchin'.
- Really? - Really. - Really?
just go with MacKenzie?
What, uh, what time is it? It's, uh-- All right, it's 11:36. 11:36.
- Who's Ava? - Oh, just the girl who did it, that's all.
I taught your big sister. I can teach you.
It’s bitchin!
- Pappala, we're getting closer. - How're you doin'? - Hi. - You okay?
Can you hear the pitter-pat
I mean, they didn't plan for this. They don't have a nest egg.
Mm-hmm.
- Did you see it? - Nina was four weeks from her due date,
Yes, yes, okay. I know.
You don't know what you're asking, sir, I am the cheapest man alive.
- would you please scratch my left ankle? - Mm-hmm.
Not counting the two I delivered this morning.
- Matty, what's going on? - May I be excused?
Excuse me! Do I know you?
No. I mean, I assume this is absolutely routine. I don't know, honey.
People, please, we got a pregnant lady here. Can we get a move on?
You know, I was-- I was just adjusting to being a grandfather!
- Nina? - Honey, I need to know how you feel about all this. - Life can be so sweet
Thanks.
Lock the doors! Quick! Quick!
- Spin move. - Whoa! Hey! What? Hey!