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Wait, you're a psychiatrist?
You know, there's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.
More like impossible.
but I'm gonna prove you wrong.
Depressed people.
What have I done?
No shiss, Herlock!
♪ But females are strong as hell ♪
Day me sucks.
Why is it so warm in November?
For cassettes.
Huh? Where am I?
And you should be working on the book.
Is zach edey good or just tall?
to see things through, but you couldn't.
Andrea, this morning, my body went to Coney Island without me.
This is Hiking on Sunlight by Kartuna and the Wigs.
I told my roommate that I valued my own needs,
Dang it, Harold!
When Samuel L. Jackson asks what's in my wallet,
All right.
(SCOFFS)
Well, I guess sometimes I put oth... (BURPS)
Crummy!
Who eats Oreos in their sleep?
My needs are as important as yours.
This doesn't look like where they sent Dylan McKay
But I know I could get that vodka monkey
I mean, with all the stuff Titus has going on...
Oh, if you need to, that's fine.
I can't miss the morning rush.
sick of listening to all that weak-tit Manhattan angst.
You did your one-man show once.
You need to go home and tell him...
Too bad!
They're the farts of the face.
(GROANS)
What? Why?
I'll have you know some youths threw those Oreos at me.
♪ ♪
and if you get pried open, you'll die?
And if I'm being honest, it's not the first time