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Wear this, every place will have to let you in.
Ugh, you're supposed to be giving me
Mom, we don't really have to get baptized, do we?
be prepared or consumed within 20 feet of fecal matter."
You! You son of a bitch! This is all your fault!
during uncomfortable silence.
Stewie, wait. I need you to get in.
Now chug all this next to a lake, you little rascal.
(Japanese-style music playing)
drugs and self-pleasure.
(others laughing)
Okay, Peter, the kids and I are off to church camp.
maybe people would remember me for that.
I'm taking shorter poops but with longer wipes,
(baby voice): Isn't that right, Albertine?
(crickets chirping)
Someone just had kittens in my mouth.
she ran away to live with a Japanese family.
She loves to smoke and feels it's not truly a meal
(laughing)
¶ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ¶
from public businesses today.
PETER: No.
I realize I'm also the musical guest.
¶ We built this city! ¶
I'm realizing I may have a cat allergy.
I'd only get in an awkward, campfire-crackle argument
-to get a drink? -I haven't been able to go anywhere.
I mean that-- uh--
is it taking anyone else longer to wipe?
Trash?! Yard trimmings?! Recycling?!
That's right. Thanks to you, I'm out of business.
What's a cat café?
Wait a minute.
Thanks, Brian. What do you say?
For emotional support.