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- Remember when you were...? - Queen of the prom.
they'd come in with a gun and say, Stick them up.
- How long will it take? - Can't tell with these fires.
Don't, don't, don't.
First of all, if anyone attacks this machine or anything...
Mr. Webster, it's time for your massage.
Diet soda?
- Mouths closed. Ears open. - She's a big pig.
What's wrong with it?
It fits.
August Gorman here.
Today, coffee.
And I've tried to reason with them. Believe me, I've tried.
In the Kryptonite there was an unknown element and Superman didn't die.
A cup of coffee gets the world off to work in the morning.
Come on, chicken! Come and get me.
and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one simple thing.
- For what? - A computer.
Computer technology is very advanced, young lady, but it can't do that.
One and a half.
Old Gus has been doing some thinking.
What? A wastebasket?
She's just Webster's. Let's leave it at that.
You really have grown, Clark.
What I thought this story would be about, Mr. White, is...
Then what happens to them?
Both keys at the same time?
Skipper!
That's a throwback to some sentimental, seafaring baloney.
Not quite.
There it is!
There's only one guy on your dance card now. Huh, honey?
What?
Don't bet on it!
So all we have to do is find out where in heaven Krypton used to be.
I heard that you and...
It's even nicer when there's a man around, which isn't that often.
I'm sorry. I'm going nuts. Thanks.
Oof, somebody's drunk
I don't know, Mr. Kent. Most of the people I know are still in high school.
Don't they have captains on these ships?
I didn't know that.
Simpson, would you excuse us for a second, please?
What a nice surprise! Come in.
Donald loved mayonnaise. Why would that be the problem?
No. These are plans.
We always, usually, sometimes, we...
It's this thing here. We'll go to the zoo.
Hello? Forget you, fucka!
Yes, he is. He can hear me. He's got super-hearing.
Well, I was...
178 countries voted to censure Superman...
Excuse me, Mr. White, I hate to interrupt...
What can I do to help?
Look at that.
- Yes. - What kind?
Little kid getting hassled, huh?
I'll go first. Andrew.
Hold the lettuce. Hold the ketchup. Can I have some sauce, please?
- Gus Gorman here. - I know that. How did it go?
- How? - The weather.
Thank you.
of history's biggest factory fire.
Let's see how long he can carry on without any air.
Now, you people, you like to go sit in church on Sunday, don't you?
It doesn't exist. You see...
This time it didn't see the danger. I went in with plain old acid.
This is very nice. Thank you.
Whoa!
Come on, get it up there.
Well, they're just floating around out there. The computers know where.
- Clark already asked me. - I did?
There await further orders.
Where does it come from?
And this is Clark.
You're lucky I didn't fire you. I get a chance at exclusive photos...
Then what happens? The company gets them?
- I'm Lana Lang. This is Ricky. - Nice to meet you.
- I'll get my things. - Okay.
I think it's typical of people like you, Webster.
Tell your people the prodigal son and his photographer are coming home.
I mean, that fire... That's spreading like wildfire.
It worked! I got it!
I am a...
Who the hell is that?
No.
You didn't see the man come flying out of the sky from the clouds? It was him!
Well, suit yourself. Does your boss have a computer here?