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[ Crash ]
I don't care what she said. I never touched her.
You should have ignored him, Jack.
Hey, there's no way I'm gonna hit you.
He can't see, right? So?
Water's gone up. Gas has gone up.
You better stop with those hot fudge sundaes.
to get Stanley out of his pants.
Am I helping?
Well, what's wrong with that? [ Snorts ]
Hit him!
All right, Chrissy. What else did he say?
Oh, I beg your pardon. You ladies really look out for him, don't you?
Don't forget, there's an energy shortage.
Did you ever hear the one about the guy who's running down the street stark naked?
No, it's a joke. He got it right away.
He wants people to love him.
No, I'm just waiting for Jack to hit me.
Come on, we're leaving.
Oh. Okay, look.
- I will not! - Come on. You gotta hit me.
[ Snorts ]