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No. That's "happy hanukkah" in Hebrew.
I am doing you a huge favor,
Obviously, that didn't work.
_
I'm not trying to please her.
Because she's cool and you're a dick.
♪ for you to be ♪
I can see right through you. You are a mom pleaser.
- Stew and I would be happy to contribute. - Yeah.
♪ 'cause this is California ♪
(Paula and Naomi laugh)
Uh... oh.
Just your grade?
But, um...
your aluminium, your vitamins.
♪ I don't know which was bumpier ♪
I know you're disappointed in me.
so that they'd feel included.
Mr. Chan, you know the answer.
♪ to chase this California dream ♪
Hey. You're right. You win.
Um, yeah.
What? Client?
California. It's a cultural wasteland.
♪ could I get a glass of water? ♪
You know what? Keep the Garfinkel ring.
You're the only person here not involved in this situation,
Is that what you think, Rebecca, that I hate you?
Who's this?
Well... The VIP we're having lunch with today.
No one is wearing a Christmas sweater.
Right. So what's your name?
Later.
(Echoing): Losers... losers... losers...
(Phone ringing) When...
Okay! We get it!
It's that... that final drop of mother's milk.
(Toilet flushes, door opens)
What's wrong?
Oh, you left something?
(Both laughing)
But I had to tell him no.
So, yeah, I had to break up with him. I know.
Sounds like an oxymoron.
It's so nice to meet you. I'm Shauna.
Look how hyper I am.
how I'm not wearing panty hose.
The only decent thing was a floor lamp,
But you're coming home for passover, right?
You don't want me to have fun while I'm here?
Because if she hears that, she might get the wrong idea
(Phone chimes)
So, do you need a gift for your mom, too?
usually every girl gets it on her 18th birthday,
Okay. I-i get it.
It's too close to home.
We're about survival.
♪ The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn ♪