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Um, what kind of material is this?
Good call, Mason.
Oh, right. Thank you.
(Elevator bell dings)
♪ it's the least you can do ♪
♪ well, your house is dot, dot, dot charming ♪
♪ we gather round and sing songs by sublime ♪
I'm not even picking her up from the airport.
Look, I bet she is a real spitfire in the sack,
or, uh... maybe they're 15?
You know what?
♪ I just got off a plane ♪
Wait. Overly lavish? Big holiday dinner?
and I was invited, too, but I wanted to be here for you.
Interest rates go up.
Okay, I'll pay the baggage fee. How about that?
Who cares? Who cares what an old lady thinks about your life?
She isn't strange, is she?
I thought you had work.
Rebecca, I need to talk to you
All right, I used to be a mom pleaser, but I'm not anymore.
Becca... I thought you and I were getting along so well.
(Whoops)
No, I'm not coming home for pa...
attention, attention.
♪ California Christmastime ♪
(Cheering) ♪ everybody, come on ♪
♪ California Christmastime ♪
Okay. Bye.
- -
- _ - ("We wish you a merry Christmas" playing)
♪ ♪
Oh, bollocks! It's so difficult to stop
but I'm not gonna magically change to please your mother.
Of course you would do something like give up your wonderful life
Jim: Spoiler alert.
but, uh, I breathe a big sigh of relief
You should have seen his face.
Shocker.
chocolate chip cookies, but the sharing and...
Yeah!
_
Then go to Calvin
(Reggae beat plays)
latkes are frozen and, like, oblong,
- He's a good lawyer. - Thanks.
You baffle me, you know that
Oh, ooh!
You're just like your father.
"Everybody, come gather round.
She's not strange. She's actually...
Huh? How about some, uh, some water? On the rocks?
but we're doing a show for winter wonderland.
Uh-huh. Uh, yes.
Again, I'm not taking any money from you guys.
- I met you at her party. - Oh. You got really drunk,
I'm your secret Santa, Bunch. Two pairs of panty hose,
And that is why I'm glad that you stood up to me.
my mom is about to give me the Garfinkel ring.
- What? - (Whispers): I volunteer here part-time.
Yeah?
Because that means, when the Cossacks come,
When she says "getting to know""
(Applause and cheering)
Not me! I'm a grown-up!
Okay, well, I'll do my best,
You are amazing.
♪ by the way ♪