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I know I'm not 15, okay?
After all I've done for you.
You know, I'm... I'm with my mom right now,
Right? We can do it...
♪ California Christmastime ♪
- (Laughter) - Uh,
It is so cozy.
- Hi. - How was your holiday?
(Laughs) wh...
- Agreed. - Not us. You.
Though, if you don't want to and you wanted to go back to school,
Oh, it's just a coat.
That's not true. That's not...
It is national Christmas sweater day!
That's a great idea.
I'll go, I'll go.
(Protesting whimper)
And because of you, I feel one coming on right now.
♪ Yeah, I'm just really baked ♪
♪ and so I decided to move ♪
Level five mom-pleaser alert. Whoo, whoo...
Greg, you are always welcome here.
They don't even have English Breakfast tea.
What, you mean this? Ooh, pah-kah-kah-kah.
That's disgusting.
It has no cultural integrity.
What?
So, he's a client,
♪ 'cause this is California ♪
Swoop hello!
like, every single day.
He does?
♪ I don't mean that as an insult ♪
I should have insisted on shared custody.
♪ is he even awake? ♪
and he really wants to take you up to his hotel room.
- Wait. Are-are you sure? - Yeah.
Who's that?
From Beverly Hills. 'Cause they're terrible human beings.
And he's practically throwing himself at me,
(Both laugh)
Are-are you kidding?
on Abbey Road.
♪ If you're not gonna use it, I'll return it to the store ♪
I'll come with you!
Now, that's very interesting.
I got her a candle.
That's a strange wave.
- (Laughs) - Thanks.
Oh, my gosh, I can't... that is so funny
- Uber! - Very nice.
And...
- Nutmeg me. - I don't know.
Awesome!
I'm so happy to see the both of you.
Okay, what is that supposed to mean?
♪ everybody in the house, start it up now... ♪
("We Wish you a Merry Christmas" playing)
Why did you do that?
where I didn't eat carbohydrates for months. Mm.
I would love another glass of wine.
so let's get back to you and me.
No.
For the life of me, honey,
Finally! After all these... (British accent): Years.
(Phone ringing)
You a little phlegmy there?
(Door opens and closes)
♪ It's so nice to sit and talk ♪
Okay.
Okay.
- I mean... - (Stammering)
or married or cancer...
You will say anything to make that woman happy.
My dramatic little girl who never thought
'06 national championship hip-hop team, right?
You got it.
Hey. Calvin.
Hanuk-kah.
- Uh-huh. - No. My firm,
Mmm...