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(Laughs) Rebecca,
Please, please, please, please, please.
- Hey, guys! (Laughs) - Hi.
I saw you ask it to go home with you.
♪ ♪
Honey...
Thank you.
Okay, just to be clear, I didn't invite you. But...
Dude, okay, she's not a bitch.
Monster.
"I'm a grown-up!"
So you'll do it.
Okay?
- Good. Hey, it's good. - Yeah?
Hey, I know you.
Oh, they're mensches. And they're in Mensa.
But I think I pulled my spine and may never walk again.
(Laughs)
So I'm gonna head home.
and now you are here.
"Happy"? What's "happy"?
perpetuates economic disparity. Right?
♪ it's not frostbite ♪
I didn't want you to hate me.
He's joking
Yeah.
♪ California Christmastime ♪
♪ where's the bathroom? Where's the bathroom? ♪
on the way to the airport, okay?
♪ are you using the lotion that I sent you? ♪
You have no idea what it is like
You were always so impulsive.
(Footsteps)
Great, great, great.
and say I'm good to go.
I was literally born on the crosswalk.
Gingerbread houses are fun.
It's-it's very complicated. It's...
You want things black and white.
you can do anything you set your mind to,
♪ it's 100 degrees ♪
♪ for nine months, and you still ♪
Let me lay this out for you.
that ring goes bye-bye.
They are closed for Hanukkah.
At least it looks expensive,
- You should go. - Okay, okay, okay!
Tea and matzo, anyone?
You're Rebecca's neighbor, right?
♪ California Christmastime ♪
I wish you could see it.
Oh, that stupid ring that your family
(Laughs): No. No, no. You put your rings on it.
Wait, didn't you create the swoop bye-bye?
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
is 'cause I thought that you were cute
♪ getting fatter by the minute on this greasy goyish food ♪
and think that I moved here for him.
Darryl!
I'll put it out there.
Just give me the gift receipt,
Oh, all of it. It's so over the top, it's embarrassing.
Really? Because I remember bags packed,
Thank you. You're the best. See you soon.
Double shift at Aloha Tech.
Would you want to come and check it out? I mean, we still
so change into that, and she also likes Jews.