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I was gonna give you the Garfinkel ring.
Oh. Excuse me.
Yeah, and I would've taken you there, but...
and stop getting to know
you were the prettiest and youngest mom
"Hate you"?
He'll probably let you.
but I can't.
This is your home, too.
What are you talking about? You don't look any pounds over.
Creamy...
I wanted a witness, not a turncoat.
Doesn't have to be all the way.
on the ground, a nip in the air. (Chuckles)
Waiter! Hello! Hello!
Okay.
♪ again! ♪
Oh, she's coming.
♪ it took my dad's life ♪
(Sighs)
Keep it! I'm a grown woman.
but my fake life is amazing!
♪ Calif... ♪
♪ I'll be back in a moment ♪
What?
Moved here for Josh Chan?
Everyone is so boring
Are you out of your mind?
(Laughs) Why am I surprised?
Okay, I need you to do me the biggest favor.
That's good. That's a good first step.
- Oh, by the way, happy holidays. - Oh.
I do work at that loser firm, and I never wear panty hose,
Now you have your own vase.
(Sighs)
Who's that?
Um, excuse me.
♪ ♪
slightly hard. Your favorite!
♪ and all our local reggae bands are white ♪
Okay, never mind, never mind.
I get that a lot.
put yourself in my shoes.
I hate being a grown-up
(indistinct chatter)
I am consumed by my love for you.
Oh. I'm very tight with my Krav Maga instructor, Gilad.
Is he a boob man or a butt man?
There is a ring,
I've been here for two days.
- Did you say... - Who wants a nog refill?
Thank you so much. Okay, mom likes kitten heels,
(Sighs) You ready to be in the real housewives
Tell us what it's like to be poor, Greg."
That's a sexist term.
♪ Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight ♪
You know what?
I hope you guys know that these are the good old days.
He's just never gotten over you leaving him.
- Oh, thanks, Mr. Chan. - Oh, it's...
Well, I just don't want her to complain and kvetch about
(Indistinct chatter)
and he had, um, an urgent matter with a permit,
My mistake was that
♪ and we have our own kind of Christmas Carol ♪
- So, you're British. - Yeah.
Man, adult stuff sucks.
_
Your father is a loser.
And I took a corporate improv class,
No, no, no, no, no, no.
♪ I'm just stating it as fact ♪
Wait.