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Thanks, man.
Okay, mom, this is Whitefeather & Associates.
♪ I see your eczema is back ♪
(Laughs)
It's still light out. In New York,
There were tears.
Oh, I'm Jewish, by the way.
♪ but that's not why I'm here ♪
what you meant by that.
♪ "how is wittle Becky? Is she still a big-shot lawyer?" ♪
Hold on. Watch. Um,
Are those staying activities?
♪ please just tell me if you're gay ♪
Yes. Yes.
Oh! Wait, I have something for you.
Right.
♪ in this hovel you call home ♪
Like, the best of times.
Man (Over P.A.): Attention, Christmas shoppers: Don't miss the sale...
(Whoops) Look,
I brought it from home.
She's not great with metaphors.
(Elevator bell dings)
Josh (Over P.A.): Josh Chan is in the house!
♪ she's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ what? No, I'm not.
I see.
He was a Saudi prince, but he wouldn't convert,
but you insisted on staying in West Covina.
I finally now feel what it's like
Are they?
on double shifts this week. I'm not even gonna get
(Laughs) No.
you don't get it. There is no lie
Paula, I think
♪ without historically low Mountain snow ♪
All right, I'll quit.
Ow!
I'm three pounds over. We're not eating eggs.
and all of them are in Israel right now,
Fine. I will tell you why I moved here. God.
♪ it happens to be where Josh lives ♪
of the rich and famous?
British. She's British.
♪ the plane ride or the taxi ♪
but I want to understand you.
♪ by the way ♪
I am tired of trying to bend over backwards
she means I was writing an article on them for the crimson.
A crystal...
Well, uh, they serve a substandard cheddar and generic
Greggy!
Just wanted to say, best of luck out there.
But I told him no,
(Scoffs) I'm not even allowed to sit
Yeah. Yeah. You'll see. (Chuckles)
Fair point.
Mm-hmm. (Sighs)
and pretend to be someone different, someone, like, fancy.
You know, I usually don't say this to people,
Dude, weak.