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♪ that's the way that California does it ♪
that their big brother works at a bar.
Uh, that's just one of the coaches dressed up.
(Song ends)
my mother trots out Greg.
(indistinct chatter)
(Snapping fingers) Paula.
♪ you won't get a husband this way ♪
I did not leave you, Greg.
It's not that.
♪ said something anti-semitic so the temple has decided ♪
♪ and we do Christmas right ♪
I have attorneys in major cities all over this world...
I'm gonna keep it.
(Applause and cheering)
(Laughs) It was interesting.
(Sighs)
Let's leave.
Excuse me?
Well, we can do it now.
That sounds hard.
- A British Jew? - Yes!
♪ but, hey, this eggnog froyo's super tight ♪
Or should I say, "chag sameach"?
("Jingle Bells" playing)
Like, the Josh Chan?
♪ She's so broken inside ♪
Well, how do you like it here in...
who married an Irish catholic!
on Santa's lap anymore.
and you think I'm the one out of line?
♪ at least you have your career ♪
and that they were going to be terrible.
♪ living in a dump in nowhere, USA ♪
See, you're taking her side.
and I am so close to getting that ring.
♪ You call that a bathroom? ♪
Lovely man. We still text sometimes.
I don't work here. I was bringing you by...
(Laughs) And it is tough to drink hot toddies when you're shvitzing.
♪ she's still finding herself ♪
so I can't.
I think it's time to go.
So that baritone from Cornell
(Laughing)
(Gasps) Ghastly.
Your whole life, you have.
Ah, gave myself a Christmas gift.
Let's pace ourselves.
and I was bringing my mother by
(Whoops) Nice one, man.
He couldn't drag-race his Porsche for weeks afterward.
♪ tell me that you have a bathroom ♪
(Sighs)
do that number that you choreographed in
So don't you criticize.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with working at a bar.
You know,
So you'll be there?
I still don't know why you live in this dump of a town.
Excuse me?
Of course I love you.
I totally agree, Cal...
Get over here, you get over here.
No, no, please, go ahead.
He's easy on the eyes.
- Good-bye. - Hey, Cal.
And I thought: Pretty and elegant,
It's over on East Cameron, which is basically
But it's the holidays. I don't have to answer.
Oh. Paula.
♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪
Dude... me, too!
And that sounds pretty, um, dangerous.
The truth is, uh...
I did not do that, okay?
♪ California Christmastime ♪
and then you slow-danced with that giant fish.
The drinks are virgin. We watched, like,
I bet if you asked him for a crumpet, he would plotz.
♪ C-r-a-z-y ♪
You know what? I'm tired of this. I'm sorry.
The kids think it's so cool
♪ ♪