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He's killed people with his thighs.
(Laughing)
(Sighs heavily)
♪ You shake it, shake, shake it for me. ♪
♪ and to that I just say, "please" ♪
So, your fake tree looks so real.
You're right.
we must do tea, even if it's iced.
um, I don't want to bother you,
♪ Carol's 50, but no judgment ♪
He was so upset when I told him.
♪ making dough but it made me blue ♪
Greg, my boobs are real.
_
♪ You haven't told me where your bathroom is ♪
But screw pigeons... You're free to build.
The mall's about to close.
I love you.
I know I'm not
and sacrificed my dreams
I moved here because...
Well?
Come on.
I offered, but she said I drive
- Mm-hmm. - And they said, since there are no indigenous wildlife
and, uh, I'm going to, uh,
What?
♪ ♪
(Sighs)
that Josh Chan lives here.
Maybe later.
No. It says you're old and still think kids play outside.
You know, mom, it's not very nice to, like,
Hanukah.
♪ God, I give you everything ♪
during the holidays. Work has me
and live your dreams. happy holidays.
♪ it would explain this vase vendetta ♪
♪ have a bath mat? If you need a bath mat, I can... oh ♪
♪ Where's the bathroom? I need to use the bathroom ♪
Why was a prince in West Covina?
Have a wonderful holiday,
That's not what I meant.
and that's a deal breaker for me.
♪ ♪ (Horns honking)
♪ Well, you can take your snow and shove it ♪
Ready?
The cozying up to my family and Shauna.
Yeah, why are you going to sleep right now?
California is vulgar.
My presence at her overly lavish Christmas Eve Eve dinner.
It's not Miguel?
Uh, hello.
Again, it's upstairs!
(Laughs): Oh, my God.
It's the one day of the year
♪ and we do Christmas right ♪
she just bought a country house upstate.
(Humming)
I'll finally have a witness to the insanity.
Hey.
You do?
♪ he's also an unemployed stunt man ♪
I mean, I feel like some people would say... family?
_
It's never too late, bro.
We all love you.
That's the real Christmas.
I'm sorry, mom.
We're actually getting along.