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Okay, one or two. One or two.
this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era comes out of the water.
"What? Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?"
There she is.
I said, "Chef, why do you need $3.50?"
I'll take care of them!
Yeah. Oh, here he comes.
but the only eye doctor in South Park is really, really mean.
I say, "Get out of my bedroom poontang, before you suck my life dry."
This is totally what's happening!
Here! Here! Look at this. It says,
- What? - Chef is gone,
"Can I have this, Dad? I need to write Tap Girl's order down." "So, Yarn Memes Lady, what would you like?" I'm just gonna check on the Yarn Memes spring rolls.
No way, dude!
Sorry, boys, looks like I'm stealing Chef away from you.
Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see,
But, Mom, I have to tell Chef that he's marrying a succubus.
Oh, I know just the song for you.
You damn monster! Get away from my baby!
Chef, this place isn't you!
- So what does that mean? - It means, piggy, that your eyesight
All right, Kyle and I are gonna take our positions up front.
Dude, Chef's wedding is in three hours.
And I yelled... I said, "What do you want from us, monster?"
What happened? Is Willie okay?
He said, "My imaginary friend, Goo-Goo the Dinosaur, wants it."
That's what I told him, but he doesn't listen to reason!
I know Chef is your friend, but Chef is a grown man.
Say, you don't have $3.50 on you, do you?
I don't think that's possible, piggy. Not with your eyes.
I just say that because you're my little buddy.
Son of a bitch!
But I hate the eye doctor! He always makes fun of me for being fat.
About that time I got suspicious
Shut up, Cartman!
Oh, no!