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(SlGHS)
Okay. I think you might.
-Pretty cousin? -lan, she's the anti-Christ.
-Who said that? Who said that? -l can't move the other arm.
Yeah, that ska band from Delaware.
(NASTY GIRL PLAYlNG ON HEADPHONES)
(SCOFFS)
(CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING PLAYING)
Shit.
All right, this is not what it looks like. lt was a project for school.
This is going to be hilarious.
Fuck Off Donut
Let's go, ladies.
Shit. How much is a lot?
Well, looks like we're up. Go on, get in there.
and buttfucking
Hello, my name is Sean Anders. Screenwriter and director of Sex Drive.
(GRUNTS)
But I'm guessing this chick is baby fresh.
-She's in... -Fe-lay-cha! You banging her?
Now, the party, it doesn't start
Last night, your old man popped the question.
No way! No way my little brother's taking it in the chili ring.
(SNlFFS)
-Don't apologize to her. -I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah.
-Another one for the collection. -Cool. Thanks.
-Howdy. -Howdy.
Those guys are total nards. They never get anywhere.
As long as it's about me
-You were stalking me. -No, I wasn't. l...
Yes!
I gotta tell you, I'm impressed. I'm proud of you, you know.
Yeah, it's just a fucking girl's mess, and then we're gonna be...
find my ass and just fuck it with a roll of fucking quarters.
Mmm ! A message came in.
Oh ! Sure, sweetie. Do you have a stringie?
So anyway, we're there and she's like...
They just love the hotel suites, now
Um...
-lan. -Oh, no. Please.
You think they care what women think about them?
(GROANlNG)
Unless you've got something better to say to me.
No way, man ! You're dead.
-Both hands, asshole! -lAN: I can't move the other arm.
-lan. -Yeah?
Here.
Yeah, what's your problem, bitch?
You know, she doesn't even want me. She wants him.
You can keep your stupid flipping lollipop, anyway!
Okay. Are you gonna... Awesome.
RANDY: You should pee on us.
Yeah!
-I'm... All right, all right. -You got to get over the monkey.
Mike illiag
Backslash-we-rule!
-Hey, babe, you wanna party? -I'm at a party.
And it don't make no difference to me
And a chalupa!
Wait! Put it... Put it back.
I don't care what you think
Hi.
Okay, listen, you have got to be cool, 'cause if they see you shitting yourself
Holy fucking fuck balls!!!
OK SERIOUSLY QUIT BEING SUCH A FAG AND GET IN
-Lolly? -Thank you.
(LlNDSAY GASPlNG)
Say my name and his in the same breath
I might be the coolest guy you’ve ever mer
(LAUGHS)
What ya got, Mr. Mans?
Could be ten.
Go. Go.
lt's okay, Brandy. it's okay, baby, don't cry.
(LlNDSAY MOANlNG)
That's good cock, John.
-This bombshell. Come on. -You know, she's not into me anyways.
(SINGING) Life is beautiful
You kids want to help yourself to a can of Purple?
I love you so much.
Dude, you never do anything crazy. Ever.
So take that for whatever it's worth, buddy.
Yeah, you should. You should really get on the road.
Hey, sweetheart, listen. Please don't take this the wrong way,
Got any in the trunk?
Kick it in the ass, dildo!
Hey, you got my stuff.
-Whoa. You look pretty. -God, shut up, lan !
(RlCK GRUNTlNG)
I don't care, okay? Ezekiel, take all the pieces and just
What's the deal? Dude.
Get your ass out of the car, motherfucker!
(DANGER ZONE PLAYING)
So l'd say that makes us dead square.
-Heads up. -What's with you?
(FLYING HIGH PLAYING)
Becca? Hey.
(LAUGHlNG)
Well, I called your cell phone, and then someone answered here.
Hey. What's your secret?
Dude. You stole a car, ran over a hillbilly,
Yeah, it's like a series of computers that are connected through...
Oh my God. Do you have a degree in this?
I knew you'd find some way to fuck this up for him.
Rumspringa! Whoo!
-What are you doing in there, man? -What're you doing out here, man?
Hey, look what I found in my bag.
You held out for a good one, the one you wanted.
but I'm still apprehensive about her husband being there,
What have you got?
-Yeah, no worries. -lt was a nice five-song set.
Sorry.
-Are you gonna go to college? -University of Boulder.
(ALL CHEERlNG)
Could I use The Judge this weekend?
(SNORlNG)
(SCOFFS)
-Hey, Lance. Tight party. -Okay, rude.
-He's really hanging in there. -God ! Fuck!