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Listen, Sophia. What about men? Are there lots of men in heaven?
Are you kidding? After what we ate, we'd have to walk to Canada.
We have men in Minnesota.
Dorothy, get me my rosary.
There should just be a certain age
Well, not a thousand, but a lot,
"Thank you for being a friend"
I wouldn't want to be cremated. I hate heat.
There's lots of trees down and accidents because of the storm,
And if you threw a party
and... 'cause I'm happy that, you know, I'm your favorite.
God knows why. Tomorrow I'm cleaning the closets.
what makes you think we can? We could get out there and get stuck.
- Give me one of those. - Hide this stuff!
I'll call the paramedics and tell them not to come.
Listen, I'm sorry if I scared you.
Of course. That's where I keep them.
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
The only doctor I ever liked was Dr. Clyde, our vet. He was wonderful.
'Course, it will be just my luck. I'll eat, I'll gain 40 pounds, and live to be 90.
where you have to turn your life in, like a library book.