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[Exhales] That is not good.
So you were being polite when you said that you loved me?
That was nice, guys. He heard everything.
I'm paying you $200,000 for five percent
I know I have somewhat ghost-like features.
I wonder if he's ok in there.
[Monica] Well, thanks for coming in, guys.
Well, we're just really excited to get going, Mr. Gregory.
Listen, we all love Big Head.
How's it going?
[Speaks foreign language]
I'm just gonna
emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings.
for 600 grand a year to steal me away from you guys.
- [Sighs] - Thanks for coming in, guys.
Did you just take a sip from an empty cup?
Uhh...
I'll be an asshole to you and you and you and you and Peter-fucking-Gregory!
But if you'll excuse me, I have to go lock down a motherfucking business plan.
But, the truth is he's not as good of a coder as I am,
I'm not sitting this summer.
it's just not something I can handle.
I actually went to Vassar.
No interest. I entice the flesh, I don't pay for it.
Yeah.
Good day, gentlemen.
[Scoffs] At least we can all agree on that.
Yeah, I don't pay for it. So...
Do you... I don't know... Do you accept amex?
Doug, help the CEO find his money.
I was just staring at his face.
Yeah.
- Oh, ok. Fuck you. - No. Seriously.