HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Did I spoil your birthday? Sounds like you might.
All the dads are performing. Well...
You know, I'm not embarrassing.
[ Scoffs ] It was easy.
I read your essay last night.
Whoa! No!
The old paper was on an old format,
They also make it in "Queen's coral" -- oh, no.
The Monroe Doctrine?
Hey, Mom. Everything all right?
For starters,
crazy...talk.
Strong thesis, impeccable supporting arguments.
Oo-o-ooh!
She made some really good changes.
something else you're too self-conscious to do.
Oh, I'm sorry.
so it didn't feel right turning it in. Huh.
Every month I've gotta burn off a minimum at the club,
Although, I don't think you read that e-mail
[ Gasping ]
Never.
That's why I chucked it all for a life in academia, Claire.
to get what I needed.
Go, Dad! Woot, woot!
Nonetheless, some of your behavior
Huh.
Hey, Bob. A quick favor to ask.
I'm thinking about dropping history.
I'm not letting you magpies dirty this up.
Hey, Dad. Hey. You know?
The only reason we're paired together
exactly what he needs.
Quality items. Everybody wins.
about the Dunphy charm.
The Bees Knees!
have a break from the Serge show?!
Don't make something out of this.
Yes, I have been accused of having
Junior year history class,
I see you took me up on that open-door policy I mentioned.
[ Cellphone beeps ]
* Ave Maria
But something funny did happen.
Hello, Professor.