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Trying to cook Between rolling blackouts
Is there anything bleeding worse than the others?
Now, this is the way to gripe.
Yeah, I think this is all good for me, sir.
Fire in the hole!
Here comes the morphine.
Goddamn firing squad.
There's more paratroops out there.
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
So, what are you guys all about?
Miller: Detail!
with your new friend.
till he has to change out his barrels.
That might be a little… Hard to do, Captain…
Ryan.
Reiben: I don't know how he does it.
Berlin Wall back up
5 men is a juicy opportunity.
We've been expecting a probe. That must have been it.
Two of them !!!!
99th Troop Carrier Squadron
Thunder,
What are we gonna do?
Germans be like... Get a sunbed!!!
So you got to be Johnny-on-the-spot
11 Hawkins mines.
especially you, Reiben,
Sir...
I wouldn’t venture out there fellas this storm has talent
I was here, and I was looking in only brothers that I have left,
Carpy, put your head down.
had the same rally point as us.
It doesn't make sense, sir. Why? Why do.. Why do I deserve to go?
Come on, come on!
Mama, Mama, Mam--
Well, you let me know.
I was gonna take 'em fishing when we got home.
That... That can't be.
Mellish, you hook to the right.
So we're in the dressing room.
He's a P.O.W., Reiben.
put that little girl back!
They were killed in action.
Just inside of Vierville.
You and Sarge watch the perimeter.
That guy's overrated.
Any chance at all you policed him up?
Miller: No, their patches are 82nd,
When it rains on the farm!
What you thinking, sir?
Put it down!
I got it! We stopped the bleeding!
because of this thing.
Displace!
Man: Jacqueline!
Miller: We're blowing the bridge!
I'm a schoolteacher.
Young, Valk, get ready.
Resistance?
Soldier: Bleiben panzer!
when mr hagen be talkin when class ended 5 minutes ago
Other side of the hole!
Who's doing the shooting?
How we doing here?
I'm sorry, sir, but, uh...
It took my copilot's head right off.
right up there.
Bitte! Totet mich nicht!
500?
Mellish: What's that?
Reiben: Fuckin' unreal, this guy.
When Ryan says Says liberal thing
Upham, give me your canteen!
Alamo! Alamo!
Look. There it goes again.
You stay there!
Fantasy Hockey Gods Vic
Internet Alex: Nice Gams!
Those 60 rounds.
DUDE, YOU OK ? OH MY GOD MY LIVER, IT'S MY LIVER!
I'm hit low. God!
Wade: Captain.
in critical moments that man measures man.
You wanna explain the math of this to me?
Tell me I have earned it
How-- How did they die?
It's going to be a real show, huh?
Wehrmacht 346 lnfantry, Von Luck Kampfgruppe.
He-- He starts coming after us,
Well, maybe not the captain,
Take it easy. Sit down.
for the mother of Private James Ryan
Is he here?
Enemy from the east.
something you've done together.
All of them.
Soldier: Who's got sulfa powder?
Listen to me, all right?
Fuck BATCO
Where am I during all this?
I'm Too Old To To Leave The Spawn
isn't that his brothers are OK and that--
Michaelson: You're welcome!
- Upham. - Yes, sir?
Upham, switch off with Jackson,
You listening?
Nein. Ich hab nachgeladen, ich hab nicht geschossen.
Chest, maybe lung shot.
Captain, get behind something!
onto our deck to keep the general safe
- Johnny-on-the-spot. - Yeah.
I have a sixth sense about these things.
Who's doing the shooting?
Well, any, uh, contact with the fourth son, James?
Oh, that's what you want to do, Mellish?
Miller: It's all right.
on one machine gun.
All right.
Dang bruh the Germans weren’t playing
And I would just keep my eyes shut.
Oh, easy.
Camp Buehring
The statue of liberty is kaput
Who's your C.O.?
And I quote,
Horvath: Put some pressure on it.
O my God,
Yes, sir.
Move up to the sea wall!
Well, this one night,
The world has taken a turn for the surreal.
and try to stay awake as long as I could,
my wife is even going to recognize me
Me and the boys At the rioters barricade
Miller: Scenic.
Stop. Stop.
And he was walking on his hands.
30 minutes!
What are your orders?
until we were just getting airborne.
Yeah, well, he could walk faster on his hands.
upon the altar of freedom.
Port side, stick. Starboard side, stick.
He was on the ground before we heard the shot.
Those are big.
Reiben: I'm fine, too, Captain. Thanks.
or Mr. Jackson in the bell tower needs that.
Reiben, where's the captain from?
Who?
22 guys dead.
What, sir?
Assemble at Battalion Motor Pool on the beach.
Hey, Doc, I got a mother, all right?
They think they'll be safe with us.
Yes, sir.
Let 'Em Burn
It comes and goes!
may assuage the anguish of your bereavement
Aah!
Captain Miller!