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- Anybody see Elaine today? - Oh, yeah, she called a little earlier.
I'm sorry I can't be so flip about this kind of thing.
Get back here! Don't gallop away. I'm on to you.
Yeah.
- How you doing? - Well, he's doing fine, George.
- Great movie, huh? - Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Officer. Officer, is there some reason this man has too be using a hose.
...l've become very sensitive to the warning signs.
- The man with the flowers? - Yeah, yeah, the flower guy.
Or not wearing, if you know what I mean.
Come on, Jerry, let's go. The car is out front.
He can explain all of this. Jerry, Jerry!
Am I crazy or is that a lot of cum? It's a lot of cum!
- We fixed up the place. - With Spartacus?
They're half glasses.
Am I crazy or is that a lot of cum? It's a lot of cum!
Didn't I pay with a 20? I'm sure I paid with a 20.
The only person who could really fit into this costume...
- All this? - Yeah.
...and bring out the lustre of this vintage countertop.
Look. I'll go downtown to Chinatown with him, but that is it.
Am I crazy or does Jerry not wear glasses?
Am I crazy or is that a lot of cum? It's a lot of cum!
I'm telling you, that cashier is riding horses on my money.
You look like a big, fat, flightless bird.
- What? - I was chewing gum with Lloyd Braun.
Cody Usher can do anything he puts his mind to.
World War II, that was an important historical event?