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WHAT HAVE I DONE?
WELL, THAT WAS, UH, JUST BEGINNER'S LUCK.
RACK 'EM UP AGAIN, HOWELL.
I JUST STOPPED BY TO PAY MY DEBT
* SO JOIN US HERE EACH WEEK, MY FRIENDS *
$2.00's SAYS I'M RIGHT.
WAS THAT YOU, SKIPPER?
INSTEAD OF GIVING ME MONEY
OH, GEE, GILLIGAN. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
PUTTING IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE GAME.
YOU SEE, SKIPPER, THERE'S NOTHING TO ALL THOSE DREAMS.
UH-UH-UH.
AND THE LITTLE 4 BALL DOWN HERE
I HAVE? GOSH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, SKIPPER.
OH, WELL, FINE. WE'D BE GLAD TO COME.
WHERE'S THE BALL?
THE WAY YOU OUTSMARTED MR. HOWELL.
I'M GOING TO BET YOU ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO IT AGAIN, ALRIGHT?
AND, FRANKLY, I'M SURPRISED.
UH, YES, I JUST STOPPED BY
BUT YOU DON'T LOOK A THING LIKE ME.
NO. YOU'D BE MUCH BETTER OFF, INSTEAD OF THE $3 MILLION
* THE TINY SHIP WAS TOSSED *
WHAT IS THAT?
I'LL TELL YA WHAT HE'S GONNA SAY!
FINE, MR. HOWELL. I HOPE YOU'LL ACCEPT MY APOLOGY.
OH, I COULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO A THING LIKE THAT.
PUT THAT PUTTER DOWN, GILLIGAN.
YOU OIL MEN HAVE SUCH A WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR.
CAPTAIN, WILL YOU PLEASE GET OFF THE PUTTING GREEN?
YES, WELL, THAT'S PERFECTLY ALRIGHT. IT'S ALRIGHT.
IN WHAT I CALL A DIFFICULT BUT DELIGHTFUL SHOT.
UNTIL I CAN GET GILLIGAN OFF THIS ISLAND.
WHAT DID I GET ON THE HOLE, DEAR?
WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING MONEY
WOULD MAKE A WONDERFUL MOVIE FOR SOME STUDIO.
YOU JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE. THERE YOU ARE.
TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING?
[RATTLE]
DO YOU HAVE A WIFE OR CHILDREN?
HA HA HA HA.
* THEY'RE HERE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME *
NO. BUT I WORKED IN A GAS STATION ONCE.
OF COURSE, THE STREET IS STILL TALKING ABOUT
NO, SIR. OH.