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- Duck, cut the pipe! - Okay.
You all got the paraphernalia.
Just like that.
Easy.
We're holding at 1395, Mr. Jimmy. That's a lot of pressure.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, shit.
How do you compete with a penguin?
'cause they're-- they're flyin' away.
Room for a couple more. Get in!
Thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven.
Vidrine?
There's too much fire. We can't jump from here.
Oh, my God.
Did you go to LSU?
before they could do their job,
Get ready to cut that pipe.
My wife's name is Felicia.
Morning, Pete.
- You smell gas when it's not running? - No. So it's not a leak in the tank.
- Bob? - Agreed.
He works on a drilling rig that pumps oil out from underneath the ocean.
It is still burning.
Because that oil wants to come rushing up naturally...
Almighty dollar.
- Huh? - My little brother.
Nine hundred.
I just lost four thrusters on the port side.
Shit!
Roger that. Beginning actuation.
I think you all tryin' to run out of fuel as the wheels touch down.
Just the opinion of the little guy.
- Albers, Shane! - Here!
- I know it, I know it. - I'm coming with you.
- What? - Yeah, a whole buncha people.
And?
That is the good part! Money!
Yeah, I do, and I still can't believe that thing's a boat.
Get me a six pack a beer and a steak in my ass.
Yep, 65 pounds.
So my dad and his friends find the oil.
I went over to the PA and made the last announcement
Asking God to tell my wife and little girl
- Zero flow, correct? - That's correct. No flow.
- Why can't you tell me that? - I just can't tell ya.
Bladder effect.
Iron roughneck. Top drive rack back system.
like the mean old dinosaurs all that oil used to be.
Donald Clark, are you here?
Come to me, baby. Come to me, baby. Come on.
All stop.
I don't know what to tell you, Mr. Jimmy.
Whose fault was that?
Pressure alert.
Higher than I can even describe it.
Happy to see me?
Oh shit! Caleb, clear the floor!
What the hell's goin' on here?
- What do you know? - I know we're done.
Jesus.
Damon Bankston, this is Deepwater Horizon, over.
- Don't use my lines. - I just did.
Yes, we are.
Adam! Shane! Get down to the Mud Room now!
How you doin', Mike? Shit.
and I'm just now findin' out about it?
All right, gentlemen.
You gotta be shittin' me.
What the hell? Shit.
- Vinyl top. - What's up with it?
I'm crankin' as hard as I can!
Listen to me. Listen to me.
- Is it already finished? - Mike, how you been?
It's still burning, Mr. Jimmy. We gotta go.
I got a 20 barrel increase in active pits and increase in flow.
So you want the 30, the 60,
It's April 20th today. 43 days. Yup.
- Come on! - All right.
- You ready'? - Ready?
Damon Bankston, this is Deepwater Horizon.
Do you solemnly swear that the testimony
Come here. Rattle this shit off to me.
That's when I heard the hissing noise.
I wanna be able to hold it up and say, My daddy tames the dinosaurs.
Gonna stick to the north side of this so far.
But we 50 days late.
Proceed to your assigned lifeboat.
and see what he's doin' and why.
Master of the Deck, prepare to take on heavy mud.
I was thinking it was maybe fouled plugs.
Dale, the boat's leaving!