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D'oh!
Oh, I love legitimate t̶h̶e̶a̶t̶r̶e̶ educational documentaries!
Yeah. Me too. You need a ride somewhere?
The Simpsons
But... don't you love me?
Better you find out sooner than later.
We may remember- Woman? Huh. Okay.
John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses.
Hey, I came here to get this revoked!
to Dyan Cannon, Troy McClure and the Muppets...
is something I just can't do.
Homer, I'm really touched you invited me out on the town.
The only difference between our marriage and anyone else's is we know ours is a sham.
How I feel After I hoark out a giant loogie
What's a great guy like you want to marry a guy like Selma?
Hey, get a load of this! Troy McClure on what looks like a date!
seven, star, pound.
Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal husbands?
I'll always remember you, but not from your films.
Uh, come here, tiger.
But bringing a child into a loveless family...
Tell you what. Just go down to the D.M.V. tomorrow and try to pass that eye test.
Who knew a baby would be so much work?
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Mmm. Pointy.
- Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius - This play has everything.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius Oh, Dr. Zaius
- Are you gay? - Gay? I wish!
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It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
I will!