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- No. - Okay.
- What restaurant? - Steak Cooker's.
A giant oak tree fell on the restaurant.
Meet me in the on-call room, pants down, lights off.
and shooting off flares. You know, like men do.
Dude, I almost had you.
Now he's relieved, because he remembered
If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks
Of course.
Look, if you want to hang out with patients after your shifts are over,
- I hate Ed. - I know.
Hard to believe.
No blinding light or tunnels To gates of white
and he wants to punish himself physically,
They were stinky.
who didn't want us to see how scared he really was.
...and soulless.
We'll finish in the bathroom at the restaurant.
Hey, guys.
My mom drank a lot.
I'll tell you one thing,
Can we go? Cougars only drink free till 9:00.
- All right, calm down. Calm down. - You don't...
so if it's okay with you,
And every time I did, I had to have an antihistamine first.
- All right, but don't tell her. - She don't need to know nothing.
Everybody's scared.
I think I just saw the devil.
I don't know.
I'm gonna have you stuffed.