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Okay. You can call me George.
And you'd be surprised how many of them say the same thing.
Just our hands clasped so tight Waiting for the hint of the spark
Anyway, George, I promise you,
because once a year, Turk and I go to a great steakhouse
We used to call him Mr. Longbeard-Stinkypants.
He already has our first day in heaven planned out.
We're going to steak night we're gonna eat it right
We're going to steak night We're gonna eat it right
- Better, right? - No. No, Jo. He lost his feet.
I can't do this all on my own
Hey, rock star.
I played football. Yeah, defense. Safety.
No. No. No talking.
J.D.: For some reason, whenever I see a pretty girl for the first time,
They're probably thinking you could accidentally ignite that oxygen tank
- All clear. - J.D.: The dance was new.
so I have to snap out of it before he messes with me.
He's very talented.
Damn my psyche.
- Hopefully. - Dude.
Give me some of that.
We'll start with a dip in the milkshake pool,
I sure didn't think I'd go like this.
- What's happening? - It's this new thing Ed came up with.
J.D.: When you get down to it,
And now he feels guilty for thinking that thought
This guy's insurance only covers three days of ICU care,
And to make it less depressing, I used a fun font.
I take this guy home. He's a little fat, whatever, right?
I don't know why people are so afraid of dying.