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She cracked her pelvis, a tiny little crack, and she's going to be fine.
You don't understand.
No, rabies.
They have me on a lot of painkillers.
I know a lot of you are very upset with me for endangering Meredith's life
I'll tell you what's going on. This office is cursed.
Creed Bratton. 75-plus division.
It doesn't make any sense.
I enjoy being liked
(SOBS)
Yeah, I mean, I personally am definitely on board for the giant check.
Come on.
(SCOF'F'S)
No.
ALL: Dwight.
CREED: Oh, really? What kind?
That's why everybody was applauding for me at the end,
Have you met that kid? Not going to college.
Oh, God, my nipples. It's starting.
Brought you some balloons.
And how's that going?
She gets an ACE inhibitor with her meal. You have to put her right in front of the dish
Show of hands. One, two, three... Too many to count.
What a waste.
You tell me what's unethical.
Okay. Presbyterian.
Mix one capsule of omega fatty acid in with her kidney medicine.
Like I was a murderer or something.
Hey!
they're illiterate and ugly.
Oh, and I get to carry it.
And the winner is Toby F'lenderson.
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WAIT, IMODIUM OR EX-LAX?
I was in the hospital room with her.
Did she spurn your advances?
Excellent!
How contagious is that?
No? Okay, she always looks like that. It was not my fault.
Is this downsizing?
made out to "Science."
When you saw her, how was she looking?
and on to more positive things,
I know you, Michael. I saw you naked.
Which we are.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
It's really nice to be good friends again.
Good work, Pam. But if we...
Hey, monkey.
I'm having relationship problems,
You know what I was thinking might be sort of fun,
(ALL APPLAUDING)
Or dig up a body.