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I don't know, like five kilometers from the office.
Yeah, but there's other, better people out there who are helping.
We haven't told anybody, but it's going really great.
Phyllis, how's the rabies quilt coming?
Giant check it is.
Okay, you know what?
Maybe believing in God was a mistake.
Thank God you were there.
I'm making great time.
(RYAN SIGHS)
and I was a fool to think that I could beat it.
I'm very, very proud of that.
That's why we're cursed.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
Look, I just... I don't understand
Can't your other cats keep her company?
And even if I was,
t
I would like you to accept this check
doing the Michael Scott DMSMPMC Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race.
MICHAEL: I hate hospitals. In my mind, they are associated with sickness.
Myth: Three Americans every year die from rabies.
I want to say a few words
because the only way to beat rabies
Michael! Michael!
but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked,
That's irrational!
Okay, everybody! Listen up!
You are not forgiven.
Yes. You cannot make me run.
And who will she eat lunch with?
Toby, do you have anything you want to tell us?
Thanks.
Okay, well, I did not get the job in New York,
I can't finish.
So I guess it makes sense, but it's a weird word.
(GUN F'IRES)
No, I have not. Well,
She's in a better place.
Well, I'm going to start fast.
Jim and I went to dinner a few times when he got back from New York.
People always talk about triumphs of the human spirit.
my guts and my heart.
It happened this morning in the parking lot.
It all happened so fast.
But she did, or at least she got time off for one.
It's stupid, Michael, and I'm not going to do it.
I feel so weak. I just...
Nurse!
This is Sprinkles. She was my best friend.
I just don't want to run.
So what do you need me to do?
I don't think it's anyone's business.