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- That's a great deal. - Nice.
You're confusing him!
When Crash got thrown out, the game got out of hand.
You Can Do Anything You Want.
I know you're in there. I can hear that crazy Mexican singer.
It's great.
Sometime we win, sometime we lose Connect always win
This guy has got some serious shit.
Hey, hey, hey! Come on, Crash!
Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics
Son of a bitch throws hard.
But he also said that there were times for discipline and self-control.
or making love to you using his name?
Nasty... Nasty work.
All right, Meat. Give him your heat.
Time-out. Why do you get to choose?
Sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball.
You made it. You made shit.
Strike!
Guys! Play ball!
This is hopeless. This is utterly, fucking hopeless.
"It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us."
- Did you call me a cocksucker? - No, I...
It can only hurt the ball club.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh.
Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff?
He's gotta waste one.
You wanna make it to the Show, you'll listen to me.
Here, Millie.
Hey Carlton, Soooo...
Can't you even let me enjoy the moment?
But the organization has decided to make a change.
L
Listen.
What?
I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography,
But hope to turn it around tonight with the professional debut
When you speak of me, speak well
You think so? You think I'm ready for this?
I ain't paying for this. Crash, pay for this.
to miss in front of all these people, how somebody might laugh.
- You just spit on me! - I did not spit on you!
We lost.
Coach Pop tonight
Hundred bucks says I can get us a rainout
you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes
I love your theories.... And I want to hear every damn one of them
Honey, we all deserve to wear white.
Y'all are invited to stop on by and worship before batting practice.
Monday is National Chicken Wing Day! My favorite
How’d we ever score one? (It’s a miracle)
Of course I'm trying to seduce you for God's sake.
Or an Aztec. I forget which one. I get them confused.
No way, man. I don't hit no man first.
these big-league hitters are going to light you up like a pinball machine
Nuke, do you know who this is?
UCLA couldn't hit water if they fell out of a fucking boat.
Jimmy, we all pitched in, and we got you a little gift.
He's played in more ballparks than I have.
What's the problem?
Now, honey, let's give it a try.
I think it's sweet. I do.
Throw it, come on. Right in the chest.
It'll help you see things differently.
He says his chakras are jammed.
Be careful with the bags.
Home run for Burt Crook of the Fayetteville Generals.
Hey, boss, I got a question.
You're pushing it, buddy! You want me to run you out? I'll run you!
Let's see if the real Nuke LaLoosh will show up.
Football Is Dangerous everyone should play flag football
Yeah? Wait till I tell him she's gone down on half the Carolina League.
I've never seen Crash so angry.
Don't THINK It can only HURT the ballclub.
Yeah, I'll step outside.
Think about that for a while.
How'd we ever win three? it's a miracle
Play ball!
You’re a cocksucker You’re out of here!
you're banned from the ballpark.
Your shower shoes have fungus on them.
Fairview Heights Rotary
- Lollygaggers. - Lollygaggers.
And possibly the worst Durham team in half a century.
and kind of dangle off your thighs and buns in such a wonderful way.
Big club's expanding its roster to finish out the season.
No, fear and arrogance, you hayseed, not ignorance.
Sometime we win, sometime we lose Connect always wins
"This is a very simple game."
Go get 'em, one, two, three, babe. Get 'em, big guy.
I wanna bring the heater. Announce my presence with authority.
Never fuck with a winning streak
Hey. I'm Millie.
Back! Back! Back!
Quick bat. Quick bat. Quick bat.
Good. It's time to work on your interviews.
- Hi, Max. - How you doing, Crash?
Stop it.
Let's go, man. Come on. We're waiting.
Excuse me. What the hell's going on out here?
Wait.