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Now you get your ass out there!
I was probably Catherine the Great or Francis of Assisi.
How come in former lifetimes everybody is somebody famous?
Let the bonus baby pay for it.
Step outside and party, man.
Can I give you my testimony?
That's great. He looks just great.
- You got a gift. - What do I got?
Look, Nuke,
It's kind of my own spring training.
- Aztec. - Aztec deal.
Once again, the Durham pitchers are unable
Jesus, what's got into Nuke?
Sorry about last night.
Oh, my!
Teach me something new. I need to learn.
you know how it is.
Even if it probably is latent homosexuality being rechanneled.
I know how to pitch.
I wanna watch.
- You calling my place a dump? - No, he's not. No, he's not.
But I still think you should leave.
Come on. Bring it. Bring it.
- Give me the ball. - Fuck!
No, she read poetry to me all night.
You'd be great.
I'm quitting too.
Walt Whitman once said, "I see great things in baseball."
Hey, Dino.
And if you ban me, he just might take that scoreboard away.
- Fine. - You know why?
It’s a miracle
The record's 246.
You understand?
All right. Take the first shot at me.
Honey, we all deserve to wear white.
He's the boss.
Besides,
You know, you never handle your luggage in the Show.
You think this is a little excessive for the Carolina League?
Man, that ball got out of here in a hurry.
And frankly, sports fans, he used a certain word
Hop in.
Had a gun on him tonight.
Crash, what are you doing?
Jesus, what kind of chick are you?
"And discorrupt them and charge them full with the charge of the soul."
Stop it.
You were? Yeah?
You wanna step outside?
WHEN ASKED MY THOUGHTS ON THE REORG
Listen, sweetheart, you shouldn't listen to what a woman says
Give me the ball. Come on. I'm tired of hearing this.
Okay, he's got vision there. Get close, baby, you got it.
Jimmy, God damn it. Loosen up and get laid.
Well, you will.
so we can say goodbye.
Never fuck with a winning streak
You don't respect yourself, which is your problem.
tsgsgsgs
The women all have long legs and brains.
Plus, it'll remind you of me, which is a lot nicer
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, right?
Ninety-six miles an hour. He looks good
You're a powerful young thing, Ebby Calvin.
Wait a second. Who dresses you?
Of course, what I give them lasts a lifetime.
Takes the curse off the bat that brings me hits.
Come on, Meat. Bring me that weak-ass shit.
and you just got lesson number one, don't think.
Haven't you ever noticed how Fernando Valenzuela,
You coming or not, homeboy?
No problem! No problem!
Oh.
Never fuck with lucky
I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography,
You've been in the Show, man?
Have my mojo working.
I teach part-time at Alamance Junior College,
but bad trades are part of baseball.
What?
- Left eyelid? - Right eyelid.
Oh, my.
"I did not get lured. I accept full responsibility for my actions."
AVLL Royals should
Teach me something.
Let me give him the deuce.
Knock-knock, you know? Come in.
You wanted to see me?
what a better place! it is!
Usually takes me a couple weeks to pick the guy.
I needed a man.
I want you to be aware of the chakra connection
Anything that travels that far ought to have a damn stewardess on it.