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and woke up with a note.
"I did not get lured. I accept full responsibility for my actions."
Look, I don't believe in fighting. Let's just...
Lolygagers
You're not gonna hit me
There you go.
All right, he's gonna throw the deuce now.
I know things.
.376.
Crash, you got room!
Good night.
Twenty-five hits in 500 at-bats is 50 points. Okay?
than thinking about all those nasty hitters.
- Give me a break. - It's true.
Oh, my.
Call me a cocksucker, and you're out of here!
Come on, sweetie. I just want to have you alone for a second
Oh, hey.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment
and there are 108 stitches in a baseball.
How’d we ever score one? (It’s a miracle)
That batter ain't nothing. Come on, Nuke.
My God.
"And When You Speak Of Me, Speak Well."
Registration always makes a nice gift, we could find out where to register But we should do it quick because there are only three days left!
- I looked up your records. - You what?
I can expand their minds.
- Have you seen Ebby? - No.
You're awake.
opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve
Your fastball was up. Your curveball's hanging.
It's a miracle.
How did I Lose to Sandau
Beautiful as the winning streak was, I was getting damn lonely.
Jesus, Annie, I don't know.
Never Fuck With A Winning Streak
Hi.
Bye, y'all. Bye.
Hi, boys.
Read it.
Yeah, Skipper, you wanted to see me?
You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes.
Candlesticks Always Nice #MLB
I got brains, but you got talent.
There you go! Dig in there!
Kind of a special wedding cake from the Durham Bulls.
Is that it? Well, fuck this fucking game.
Don't think, just throw.
You're okay.
You're smart. You're a professional.
I'd kill you.
That about right? We're dealing with a lot of shit.
Let's celebrate!
My girlfriend put a curse on my glove.
And if you cuss me I might just take my PACT vote away
In the Show, everybody can hit a fastball.
Fastball again? Why's he want the heat?
Annie only wants you 'cause she can boss you around. Got it?
He still ain't touched the plate!
"Dear Crash, you have a lovely swing but you're pulling your hips out too early."
Annie.
What happened?
Tony.
Jesus, Ebby, this is your professional debut tonight.
Give me a break.
Okay, well, candlesticks always make a nice gift.
Not so fast. He'll be right with you.
How'd we ever survive eight? It's a miracle!
Announce my presence with authority
Okay. Well,
It’s a miracle! It’s a miracle.
that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap.
Send you a postcard.
We swept a four-game series at Kinston, two games at Winston-Salem
Said he heard there might be an opening for a catcher in Asheville
- What's our record, Larry? - Eight and 16.
He's having trouble breathing out of his left eyelid.
Shut up.
The future? Here comes the DUCE!
- They're really hot? - Yeah, and so are the pitchers.
You look great. I'm sorry.
When you get in a fight with a drunk, you don't hit him with your pitching hand.
'cause his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here.
Will you just give it a try and lean in?
Also, new league records.
Jesus, Ebby, you look like a truck ran over you.
I mean, boys, not baseball.
Signed, "Annie."
In addition, he hit the sportswriter,
Now we have got a 12-day road trip starting tomorrow.
It's Skip for you.
Sorry.
How's Annie?
They are too strong and powerful for that. Now say it,
She’s breathing out of her eyelids like a lava lizard!
Charlie, here comes the deuce.
You've been pitching out of the wrong side of your brain.
Honey. Sweetheart.
and over here we have contestant number 25... national toxins!
'Cause of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh.
Hundred bucks says… I can get us a rainout for tomorrow.
I got lured.
He's really different.
he just doesn't even look when he pitches?
I got lured!
- You want me to call you a cocksucker? - Go ahead. Try it.
So why don't you go then?
You did not get lured. Women do not get lured.
Did you hit me with your right hand, did you hit me with your left?