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She also said I should throw whatever pitches you call for.
You could be one of those guys.
Crash, Crash. Nuke, what's happening?
Honey, hold on. Slow down.
Come on. Put your hands together for Crash.
I know y'all think I'm pretty square, but I believe what I believe.
My socks? It's cold in here.
I wanna be exotic and mysterious.
Hey, Skip, it's me.
Fairview Heights Rotary
- What? - Who dresses you?
Good.
two Mississippi, three Mississippi,
Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone
After 12 years in the minor leagues I don’t try out
in the bottom of the eighth, and I tattooed it
Because it doesn't work that way, you fool.
God damn, I hate people that get the words wrong.
He walked 18.
Flag Football
"Sometimes it rains."
That's what I'd do.
Maybe I am.
You hung a curveball on an 0-2 pitch in a 3-2 game
We both just knew.
That's Crash Davis. Hey, Crash, come here.
Shit! Piss! Fuck!
I know. I know, I know, but they're nice hips.
Think classy You’ll be classy
You want me to call you a c*cksucker?
In the Show, they would have ripped you.
Fairview Heights Rotary
- It's pretty boring. - Of course it's boring.
"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose."
Why is he always calling me Meat?
How’d we ever score one?
Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh,
I told him that a player on a streak has to respect the streak.
Yeah, I've been in the majors.
don't think too much.
He's kind of cute.
Never mess with a winning streak
No, honey, I said, "Nuke."
You want me to call you a c*cksucker?
Bring it on, baby!
Who's that?
And when you speak of me, speak well.
so I think it's a good opportunity to go for a quickie.
You got three minutes.
Don't worry about it.
I can do that, too.
My!
I'll be back.
There's a great song by Motley Crue. Do you know it?
Saturday is Bull Day down at the Northgate Mall.
All right.
He started throwing strikes, and we started to win.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. SOMETIMES IT RAINS!!!
It's like pheromones.
What?
There's six months in a season. That's about 25 weeks.
Oops
God, I think you're real cute.
Nuke. Call me Nuke.
Lollygaggers
Something full of magic, religion, bullshit.
Did you hit me with your right hand, did you hit me with your left?
You hit white balls for batting practice.
I'm too old for this shit.
Come on, rook. Show us that million-dollar arm, cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours.
Millie, you gotta stay out of the clubhouse.
- I'm just... Talking about one time. - Are you out of your mind?
He's probably a bust.
How embarrassing.
LaLoosh. L-A-Loosh! Come on, LaLoosh! L-A-Loosh! L-A-Loosh!
Come on, just once. I won't bother you the rest of the day.
I ain't queer. No, I ain't.
If you believe in voodoo.
But is there a special reason for it? Ama bunun özel bir nedeni var mı?
I want you bad.
You know, you gotta play 'em one day at a time, though.
I got a lot of time to hear your theories.
What's your problem, man?
You can't breathe through your eyelids.
Crash took off at dawn.
And he's not dim. He's just inexperienced.
Show them there, Super Nuke! Super Nuke!
- Don't bump me! - He still hasn't touched the plate!
Give me the ball.
- Fuck. Why am I a fuck? - Why are you a fuck?
"Limitless limpid jets of love, hot and enormous."
You boys gonna fight over little old me?
What do we need a scoreboard for?
- You're a cocksucker. - You're out of here!
God, I like this song.
Good punch.
I sometimes get easily distracted.
I don't know where it's gonna go. Swear to God
Oh, no, he's shaking off the signs.
about commitment to a young boy you can boss around.
No, I mean it, that's very hot.
He's as full of shit as anybody.
- He did? - Yeah.
Up. You're Gonna Wake Everybody Up
That's really sweet. "we were just acting because..." Fuck you, you pussy.
Nuke. Nuke, excuse me. Time to go to work.
How’d we ever make the AFC Championship It’s a miracle!
Look, he's waving. Hey, he's just your old man.
Damn, nobody's ever said no to a date with me before.
No, no, he's looking for heat.
Thanks for your note. You're right. I wasn't bending my back.