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You were dreaming.
We’ve got ourselves a natural disaster.
You know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is?
We gotta play ‘em one day at a time
was approaching the minor-league record, though I told nobody.
"You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball."
No, man, we didn't fuck.
Kind of A dubious honor
The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness.
Some will get this some won’t but for this that do- they will laugh Tori Yesterday
nobody gets "wole." people get "woke."
you can bring
Ain't he warming up yet?
and kicked the holy shit out of Greensboro in a three-game set.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment
Crash tells me I gotta quit worrying about him
I just wanna be.
since we're not gonna make love, and improve your hand-eye coordination.
Registration always makes a nice gift, we could find out where to register But we should do it quick because there are only three days left!
Bring me the gas.
Come on, Nuke. You're the man. No batter. Chuck hard, baby.
What do you believe in, then?
I quit.
We were talking about it. All the great ones have nicknames.
Look at that, he hit the f***ing bull
You think I need a nickname? I think I need a nickname.
Nobody gets "woolly." Women get "weary."
and he's breathing out of his eyelids like a lava lizard.
From Hanford
Hey, Millie.
Come on, Crash.
Got it! I got it!
I think I'll just take a little nap.
Your dad's here? Where's he at?
I was in the Show for 21 days once.
if you don't mind my saying.
He's got pinpoint control here tonight, Bull fans.
Okay.
I think probably with my love for four-legged creatures
who didn't have the best year of his career.
Who we play tomorrow?
Way to go. Hustle in!
I fucking love winning.
Well, 247 home runs in the minor-leagues would be a kind of dubious honor.
Fuck.
Oh, my, what a nice back.
the voice of the Durham Bulls, Teddy Garland.
and then rechannel it into your pitching tonight.
I'm Crash.
You're okay.
Up to the plate, Junior Chavley.
You gonna sit there all day?
When you speak of me..speak well
Come inside, I'll buy you a drink.
It's 25 hits.
This is Sandy Grimes.
And now batting for the Bulls, number eight, Crash Davis.
Sears sucks, Crash. I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores.
- William Blake? - William Blake.
Yelich runs like he throws. Sort of all over the place.
He's shaking me off. You believe that shit?
Of course, a guy will listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay.
He's shaking me off. You believe that shit?
That's the first home run of the year for Crash Davis.
- No. - Let's go.
Are You Out of Your Mind?!
I'll be back when we lose.
- You got a live arm there. - Thanks.
Flag Football
Oh, my.
Drive careful.
Hell of a shot.
Skip, I know I'm in a goddamn slump, but I hit the ball hard today.
When a client realizes hiring your experienced team saved them from a renovation nightmare.
"Never Fuck With A Winning Streak"
Anyway, a good friend of mine used to say,
You never Fuck with a winning streak
I'm Crash Davis. I'm your new catcher
until it's time to go to the ballpark.
I was just gonna ask Crash to show me how to throw a breaking ball.
Base hit to center field off LaLoosh.
- What the fuck is that? - Holy shit!
and hooves and everything, that in another lifetime
When you speak of me, speak well
Watch your head.
He sort of pitches for the Cosmic All-Stars.
Annie's a very smart lady.
I can get us a rainout...
Baby, come on. Fire one in here.
Some lizards have a parietal eye behind their heads so they can see backwards.
Is that it? Well fuck this fucking game.
Huh.
I'm gonna be leading a daily chapel service here in the locker room
All right, here we go. Stay back. Relax.